What if, EVERYTHING you were taught was wrong?

[bisonbison]

1. Kinda
2. Kinda.
3. Not really.
4. Not really.
5. Yes.
6. No.
7. Kinda.
8. Are you retarded?
9. No.

[Godfather80]

[man]

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what if, man is captain of his planet, master of his fate.

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fockin A.

[Bodhisattva]

We fail!
But screw your courage to the sticking-place,
And we'll not fail. When Duncan is asleep--
Whereto the rather shall his day's hard journey
Soundly invite him--his two chamberlains
Will I with wine and wassail so convince
That memory, the warder of the brain,
Shall be a fume, and the receipt of reason
A limbeck only: when in swinish sleep
Their drenched natures lie as in a death,
What cannot you and I perform upon
The unguarded Duncan? what not put upon
His spongy officers, who shall bear the guilt
Of our great quell?

[34TheTruth34]

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I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes

I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?"
"Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?"
"Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessing
But about that time we crashed into the truck

And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter

Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong

I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams
When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr

They sucked out my internal organs
And they took some polaroids
And said I was a darn good sport
And as a way of saying thank you
They offered to transport me back to
Any point in history that I would care to go

And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night
So I could pay my phone bill on time
Just then the floating disembodied head of
Colonel Sanders started yelling

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter

Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong

I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin
When I got a nasty papercut
And, well, to make a long story short
It got infected and I died

So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter
By the pearly gates
And it's obvious he doesn't like
The Nehru jacket that I'm wearing
He tells me that they've got a dress code

Well, he lets me into heaven anyway
But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine
For all eternity
And every day he runs by screaming

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you used to think was so important
Doesn't really matter anymore
Because the simple fact remains that

Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
Everything you know is wrong

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lol, this is the first thing i thought of when i read the title. glad i'm not the only loser here...

[MikeNaked]

[mmbt0ne]

[Kathy]

From Luckychancer (edited)


what's interesting about this thread is that instead of addressing the issues raised people post mindless replies attacking the poster personal


Someone posts to discuss this and all 90% of the morons on this forum can do is attack the OP.

Good job guys.
Keep jerking off to Brandirose and making idiotic posts, the cheaters online and in BM tournaments thank you for all your help.

[Bodhisattva]

Kathy: I'd like to hear your insights into these matters first. What if you didn't speak in platitudes?

[LuckOfTheDraw]

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what if, man is captain of his planet, master of his fate.


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You rang?

[/ QUOTE ] CAPTAIN PLANEEEET!!!!