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Old 12-22-2006, 11:26 AM
ahnuld ahnuld is offline
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Default Re: So if banging one married girl is bad, how bad is banging two?

170 is pretty big man, although she might have just added her "winter coat"
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Old 12-22-2006, 11:28 AM
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Default Re: So if banging one married girl is bad, how bad is banging two?

Wow, [censored] in your cubicle and now this.

amachur: I take it you haven't heard of the 'rule of 3'

You say the one girl has gotten heavier (170 lb). Well when you are contemplating a threesome you take the two girls weights and add them together and divide by 3. If it is < or = 100lbs, you are golden.

IE If you had 170lb girl + 120lb girl your 3sForm= 96.6 so *

this also allows you to get a 100lb girl and a 200lb girl at once, which may be pushing the limits.
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Old 12-22-2006, 11:29 AM
DING-DONG YO DING-DONG YO is offline
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depends on how tall she is. lol at you [censored] and your 95 lb Nicole Richie bitches. Gimme a lady with some meat on her!
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Old 12-22-2006, 11:31 AM
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Default Re: So if banging one married girl is bad, how bad is banging two?

Good rule, I really like it. This girl is only like 5'4", her belly was nothing desirable and neither were her saggy, pierced funbags.
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Old 12-22-2006, 11:32 AM
Little_Luck Little_Luck is offline
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Default Re: So if banging one married girl is bad, how bad is banging two?

The best part was going into the bathroom to puke once you were done with them, that is how you make the women feel special.
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Old 12-22-2006, 11:36 AM
DING-DONG YO DING-DONG YO is offline
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ok, that's a big lady. I only got a little defensive cause my wife is 155 (pre-preggers) but she's 5'9".

pics, OP, let's see em!!
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Old 12-22-2006, 11:52 AM
Gildwulf Gildwulf is offline
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Default Re: So if banging one married girl is bad, how bad is banging two?

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You don't have to take pics of the actual deed going down, just pics of teh ladies. And 170 ain't that fat, unless she's 5'2" or something. And hell, solid fat (not cottage cheesey fat, yuck) cute face and I'd still hit it.

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um you're crazy, 170 is fat as hell
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Old 12-22-2006, 11:57 AM
DING-DONG YO DING-DONG YO is offline
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depends on height and build. Not all girls are twigs. for 5'4", 170 is pretty fat. For taller girls, it isn't.

and you're a dick


DDY just loves all teh ladies
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Old 12-22-2006, 12:01 PM
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Awesome post!

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Old 12-22-2006, 12:02 PM
Gildwulf Gildwulf is offline
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depends on height and build. Not all girls are twigs. for 5'4", 170 is pretty fat. For taller girls, it isn't.

and you're a dick


DDY just loves all teh ladies

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please show me a pic of a girl who is 170 pounds and not fat
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