Quote you want said to you someday

[Alobar]

"I can only come if there is something in my ass"

[scotnt73]

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"I can only come if there is something in my ass"

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LOL. Awesome

[DrewDevil]

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"I can only come if your amazing [censored] is in my ass"

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[elus2]

You're not the father.

[dinopoker]

I heard it last night: "God, that thing is huge!"

[DemonDeac]

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"You know, me and my girlfriends were having a dick sucking contest, and we'd like you to judge. Plus, we made you a sandwich. And the football games is on.Looks like the Eagles are going to win the Super Bowl ."

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you live in an absurd fantasy world, sir.

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I'm very aware that the Eagles will never win the Super Bowl in my lifetime. But a guy can dream.

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JEFF GARCIA BABY!!

[Slider]

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"shut up and kiss me"

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I got that from an ex all the time... mostly because I never shut up.

[samjjones]

"Whatever he hits...he destroys."

[IlliniLou]

"I love you so much that I think its a great idea if you just sit there and watch TV and eat deep dish pizza while me and my twin sister give you head."

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I want a girl I randomly meet to start quoting lines from Scrubs to me.

That'll make me swoon and I'll propose on the spot. <3 Scrubs