Skoob's guide to being a pro drunk

[samsonite2100]

Great post.

[Skoob]

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Skoob, awesome post. But when you say this:

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Never buy anything from a liquor store lower than 80 proof unless it’s beer. No other “malt” beverages are allowed – save those for the chicks or anyone wearing a skirt.

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Are you telling me that I can't drink 40s and be a pro?

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40s are fine. They fall under the beer category. I'm talking about hard lemonade or that smirnoff whatever-the-[censored]-crap type stuff. If it's got malt AND hops, you're good.

Of course, if you're using hard lemonade to mask the vodka odor from your wife, that's the exception to that rule.

[kipin]

Great post!

[jeffraider]

I just practiced the inhaling thing for a minute alone in my room.

Warning sign?

[Klompy]

Great post, the only part I didn't agree with was

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If you’re training properly, eventually you will not get hangovers, a big plus.


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[Skoob]

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Great post, the only part I didn't agree with was

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If you’re training properly, eventually you will not get hangovers, a big plus.


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Like I said, if you're training PROPERLY...

[Peter Harris]

Excellent work sensei.

[MuresanForMVP]

This was a very strong post.

[george w]

good post. what kind of gin should the aspiring pro order?

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Skoob's Gospel

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Hmmm...the force is strong in this one