Whats the dumbest thing youve done after being dumped

[siccjay]

I once convinced myself I wasn't gonna care at all. I got dissed early friday and proceeded to drink and party all weekend having one of the best times of my life. (2 diff new pieces of poon) Then sunday night I go to Walmart with a friend for 2 minutes and happen to run into her. She hugs me, kisses me, and says sorry. I then proceed to turn into a bitch for about 2 weeks. Lame. It will never happen again.

[crazy canuck]

Tilt off 10K on blackjack. BR was 50K at the time.

[dinopoker]

1) Get drunk

2) Call her and moan, then realize you're a bitch when she gets frustrated at you

3) Sex any and all of her friends that you can find/hook up with.

4) Profit

[maryfield48]

Get back together.

Avoid this at all costs.

[Alobar]

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call her crying

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Did you do this? I want stories from you guys, although that made me lol. The better ideas you give me the btter trip report you might get.

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That was my suggestion for you.

I havent done anything really dumb. Just the typical thing where you call the first girl who you know likes you even tho you think shes annoying, just cuz you know she'll let you [censored] her. Then regret it afterwords because now she is all clingy and when you avoid her she accuses you of using her, even tho you swear thats not the case and that you really are a nice guy, honest, and then she starts *67ing your phone and driving by your house and telling her friends that you have a little dick.

[traz]

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call her crying

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Did you do this? I want stories from you guys, although that made me lol. The better ideas you give me the btter trip report you might get.

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That was my suggestion for you.

I havent done anything really dumb. Just the typical thing where you call the first girl who you know likes you even tho you think shes annoying, just cuz you know she'll let you [censored] her. Then regret it afterwords because now she is all clingy and when you avoid her she accuses you of using her, even tho you swear thats not the case and that you really are a nice guy, honest, and then she starts *67ing your phone and driving by your house and telling her friends that you have a little dick.

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startling accuracy

[diebitter]

drinkking drunk and taking a fat bird back to my house for sex.

Never take them back to your house, always go to theirs. They are harder to get rid of than crap off a hiking boot sole.

[popeye18]

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drinkking drunk and taking a fat bird back to my house for sex.

Never take them back to your house, always go to theirs. They are harder to get rid of than crap off a hiking boot sole.

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HUH?

[dinopoker]

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call her crying

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Did you do this? I want stories from you guys, although that made me lol. The better ideas you give me the btter trip report you might get.

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That was my suggestion for you.

I havent done anything really dumb. Just the typical thing where you call the first girl who you know likes you even tho you think shes annoying, just cuz you know she'll let you [censored] her. Then regret it afterwords because now she is all clingy and when you avoid her she accuses you of using her, even tho you swear thats not the case and that you really are a nice guy, honest, and then she starts *67ing your phone and driving by your house and telling her friends that you have a little dick.

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Yep, standard.

[Duke]

Blow a bankroll on absolutely nothing.

Sit in a room for 3 years without talking to very many people at all.

Stop working until they just lay you off for doing nothing, ever.

Look around and realize that you wasted 3 of the best years of your life and not being able to remember much of it at all.