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Old 12-16-2006, 08:48 AM
PoppinFresh PoppinFresh is offline
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Default Re: I think BBV could have extreme fun with this website.

lmao, this is awesome
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Old 12-16-2006, 08:50 AM
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Default Re: I think BBV could have extreme fun with this website.

these guides have got to be uber pissed lol.
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Old 12-16-2006, 08:55 AM
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You: is your real name venisw?
VenisW: Yes it is
You: cool beans
VenisW: I was named after the planet

hahaha good spelling
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Old 12-16-2006, 08:57 AM
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sherric: what is your request
You: i am interested in animal pornography
You: more specific?
sherric: no
You: what is that link you provided?
sherric: animals
You: no, those are no good
sherric: sorry I will keep searching
You: i want to see images of animals having sexual intercourse
You: haha, i think you are missing the point
You: would you like me to send you a sample of what i'm looking for?
sherric: I am?
sherric: no
sherric: I cant take links from here
You: oh, i see
You: well, let me try to clarify
You: i want to pleasure myself to the sight of animals having intercourse
You: is that reasonable?
You: are you there sherri?
sherric: well let me tell you something, I knew what you really wanted, but we are not allowed to post animal sex or any other sexually photos or porn, so I guess you will have to go somewhere else to pleasure yourself
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Old 12-16-2006, 09:01 AM
Murd0c Murd0c is offline
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Default Re: I think BBV could have extreme fun with this website.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: brittanyd
brittanyd: Welcome to ChaCha!
brittanyd: Hi there,
You: Hello Brittanyd
brittanyd: Just one second while i find exsactly what yourlooking for.
You: How are you today?
brittanyd: I am good thank you..
brittanyd: And yourself?
You: I just back from work and I'm about to watch television
You: Do you watch much television?
You: Brittanyd?
brittanyd: I do some yes
You: My favorite show is CSI. Do you have a favorite show?
brittanyd: law and order svu
brittanyd: but i like csi as well
You: Ahh That is another favorite of mine
brittanyd: Are these results sufficient?
You: Could I see more please?
brittanyd: Yes you may
You: May I ask what country you are located in?
brittanyd: nc
You: What if I were to tell you, that you could make 1 million dollars a years with only a few hours of work a month, now is that something you might be interested in?
brittanyd: I am acared to even think what id be doing.so no thank you..
brittanyd: but its a great offer.
You: Oh no it's really quite easy and simple
You: Thousands of people just like yourself do this simple, easy work and make this money year after year.
brittanyd: Are these results sufficient?
You: Just a couple please, thank you.
You: I am willing to share the infomation about this with you but I can't just give such amazing stuff away.
brittanyd: a couple more?
You: yes please
You: thank you
brittanyd: I am not really supposed to be talking as much as i am now in here....im sorry
brittanyd: IM gana goa head and transfer you to somoene who might beable to help you a little better.
You: Isn't it important the customer is satisfied?
brittanyd: but good talking to you.
You: Plase wait
You: Are you interested in my offer?
brittanyd: oh yes it is..that is why i am transferring you.
brittanyd: No thank you.
brittanyd: have a goood one
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: saraa
saraa: Welcome to ChaCha!
saraa: Hello!
saraa: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: hello?
You: oops
saraa: Hello!
saraa: [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
You: Preferably results dealing with the elderly specifically
saraa: I have sent you the first site, but I see that you have been tranfered.
saraa: Elderly suicide?
You: Tranfered?
You: Yes, please.
saraa: OK
saraa: I will be right back!
saraa: Please take a look at the last two sites!
saraa: Are these results sufficient?
You: Saraa did Britany tell you about the fantastic offer I was recently told about?
saraa: who is Britany?
You: A guide at your fantastics site
You: I'm sorry
saraa: Ohh. She didn't.
You: Her name is brittanyd.
saraa: I don't know her. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
You: Well in any case
You: You seem like a nice person so I'm going to let you in on the secret
saraa: [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
You: This offer is going to expire soon though so you must act quickly if wish to get it.
You: At the Hilton Garden Inn you can get up to 25% off your stay.
saraa: Ohh great!
You: But that's not all.
saraa: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: You also get a $50 reward
saraa: thanks!
saraa: You work for them?
You: Are you interested in this fantastic offer? I don't tell this to everyone?
saraa: Well... I usually don't stay at inns. So thank you anyway!
You: No I am merely trying to pass on an excellent deal to a good person
You: Are you sure?
saraa: Is this information on their website, I will check it out later!
You: 'Tis the Season to save
You: Yes would you like the link?
saraa: It's ok, I can find it, it's my job!
saraa: Thank you!
saraa: You have a wonderful day!
saraa: and thank you so much!
saraa: Bye!
You: WAIT
saraa: yes.
saraa: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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Old 12-16-2006, 09:16 AM
Murd0c Murd0c is offline
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Default Re: I think BBV could have extreme fun with this website.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KENDRAB
KENDRAB: Welcome to ChaCha!
KENDRAB: hello
You: Are you male?
KENDRAB: are you?
You: Yes
You: Please answer my inquiry
KENDRAB: sure
KENDRAB: Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
KENDRAB: no Im male
KENDRAB: whats the problem with your women
You: I wish to be transferred to a guide that is male immediately
You: Women's brains are too small to perform tasks, I require a male guide
You: Faster please
You: No no no
You: I require a guide that is of male gender
You: Do you have a manger I could talk with?
You: Manager
You: Oh wait
You: Did you say u "no Im male" does that mean:
You: No I'm not male
You: or No I'm a male?
You: KendraB I'm sorry for my comments please forigve me
You: It's just that my wife just left me.
You: I have no right to take out my anger on you.
KENDRAB: transferring
KENDRAB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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Old 12-16-2006, 02:03 PM
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Default Re: I think BBV could have extreme fun with this website.

ArmenD: Welcome to ChaCha!
ArmenD: Hello!
ArmenD: What would you like to know about colors?
You: um
You: what
ArmenD: You searched for Colors
ArmenD: Any specific question?
You: i just wanted to see some colors
You: like if theres some i havent seen yet
ArmenD: OK!
You: ok
You: gonna show me some?
ArmenD: One second!
ArmenD: Check out the link to the right
ArmenD: The second link
ArmenD: Those are just some colors.
You: yea ive seen those
You: like any crazy martian colors or anything?
You: something awesome that i have never seen before?
ArmenD: Hmm, well, how do I know which colors you've seen?
ArmenD: There are lots of colors
ArmenD: You would have to tell me every single color you HAVE seen so I can find ones you haven't seen
You: well i live in the usa
You: how about some foreign colors?
ArmenD: Use the color scheme generator
ArmenD: create your own colors!
You: um naw im good thanks
ArmenD: OK then
ArmenD: Have an awesome day.
ArmenD: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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Old 12-16-2006, 02:15 PM
T-God T-God is offline
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Default Re: I think BBV could have extreme fun with this website.

[ QUOTE ]
ArmenD: Welcome to ChaCha!
ArmenD: Hello!
ArmenD: What would you like to know about colors?
You: um
You: what
ArmenD: You searched for Colors
ArmenD: Any specific question?
You: i just wanted to see some colors
You: like if theres some i havent seen yet
ArmenD: OK!
You: ok
You: gonna show me some?
ArmenD: One second!
ArmenD: Check out the link to the right
ArmenD: The second link
ArmenD: Those are just some colors.
You: yea ive seen those
You: like any crazy martian colors or anything?
You: something awesome that i have never seen before?
ArmenD: Hmm, well, how do I know which colors you've seen?
ArmenD: There are lots of colors
ArmenD: You would have to tell me every single color you HAVE seen so I can find ones you haven't seen
You: well i live in the usa
You: how about some foreign colors?
ArmenD: Use the color scheme generator
ArmenD: create your own colors!
You: um naw im good thanks
ArmenD: OK then
ArmenD: Have an awesome day.
ArmenD: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

[/ QUOTE ]
lol!
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Old 12-16-2006, 02:28 PM
T-God T-God is offline
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Default Re: I think BBV could have extreme fun with this website.

Seriously though why would anyone use this site?

I was testing it out and asked her some some lyrics that I was listening to and it took about 5 minutes for her to find the right link (it's first on google).

Btw:
You ever heard the story of Mr. Faded Glory?
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Old 12-16-2006, 02:43 PM
biglynes biglynes is offline
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Default Re: I think BBV could have extreme fun with this website.

WhitneyH: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: yea
You: what happened
WhitneyH: Pardon?
You: i was given weird links and then it like kicked me
You: i said the links sucked but come on
WhitneyH: What exactly are you searching for?
You: you ever heard the story of mr faded glory?
You: the jeans guy?
You: i was just wondering
You: last time she gave me a horrible webpage
WhitneyH: No, but let me search...
WhitneyH: One moment.
You: antithesis of web design
You: and then a stupid pearl jam page
You: wow thats the horrible page
You: please get it out of my sight
You: bah nevermind
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