BEAT: 1174 Donkaments played - Net profit $36.95

[Burno]

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Take that $36.95, buy into a $30+3 somewhere and then get a king size snickers bar. Put the change right in front of your monitor so you're reminded of exactly how much money you can win while playing donkaments.

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Well done sir

[Imrahil]

Stop playing DNGs, you probably just suck and them. Try some MTTs.

[Gildwulf]

1174 donkaments played and a smile will buy you a cup of coffee these days

[durkahdurkah]

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Stop playing DNGs, you probably just suck and them. Try some MTTs.

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I'm pretty sure that if you can't beat DNGs, you have no chance at MTTs

[Imrahil]

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Stop playing DNGs, you probably just suck and them. Try some MTTs.

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I'm pretty sure that if you can't beat DNGs, you have no chance at MTTs

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Well I have never done well in DNGs but I have had success in MTTs.

[ASmith84]

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you might suck at poker

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[nath]

wow, i probably haven't played much more than 1174 donkaments, and my total profit is, well, much higher

[KSOT]

Mannnnnnn... I don't suck at poker. I'm not gonna say I'm great or anything, but I certainly don't suck by any means. I may suck at tournaments. Fortunately they don't qulify as poker.

Now I'm feeling the need to defend myself here, so I filtered for $5 DNGs and I'm up $840 after 655 games. So yes, I CAN and DO beat DNGs. It was my unfortunate shot at a Sunday Million tourney (what was I thinking?), a bunch of failed attempts at the Stars $22 180-person tourns, and many unsuccessful shots at the Party Steps that cut me down to size.

As for cash games, I've got just over 100k hands of full ring small stakes limit under my belt and I'm at a solid 2 BBs/100. I'm also winning 3.4 BBs/100 over 10k hands of 6-max, and I've made thousands playing PLO, though I don't know my winrate since most of my play was before I bought PTO. Pitiful figures compared to most of you I'm sure, but you can't look at my overall results and claim that I suck.

[adanthar]

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wow, i probably haven't played much more than 1174 donkaments, and my total profit is, well, much higher

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[pktsfullofhope]

Fold Pre-buy-in.