Tips for going out alone??

[crubfrush]

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Either way, you shouldn't give two farts what people think as you go into a place.

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I think not giving a [censored] about what people think is good advice 99% of the time in life, but when you're trying to pick up girls, the rules are simply different. Although, not giving a [censored] is usually the attitude you want to give off, anyway.

['Chair]

million -

option A)
get really good at singing "let's get it on - Marvin Gaye" and sing the whole song while creepily glaring at the hottest girl in site. When the song is over, motion to her using the invisible drink in hand motion and point to the bar. When you get to the bar, wait till said girl is in ear range and say "2 glasses of your cheapest scotch". It will taste bad so take a big sip and spit-spray it out and scold the bartender that its not cold enough. Throw the bartender a couple of wadded up ones and tell the girl that you have better scotch and glow in the dark condoms at your place.

option B)
try the unzip your fly and let your weiner hang out strategy (TM).

option C)
a combination of options A and B







weiner hang out strategy = "This is going to sound weird, but trust me, it'll work. Next time you are chatting w/ her (say at lunch or at a bar or wherever), excuse yourself to go to the bathroom. In the bathroom, unzip your fly so your weiner is hanging out. Then, go back to her and start talking to her again like everything is normal. She will be like OMFG, DUDE ACCIDENTALLY LEFT HIS FLY UNZIPPED but try not to say anything, then it will be too much and she will laugh or do something and point out that your weiner is hanging out and then you can be like OMFG I AM SUCH AN IDIOT, WOW I WAS THINKING ABOUT WHAT WE WOULD TALK ABOUT AND JUST COMPLETELY FORGOT TO ZIP UP and then you will both share a laugh. But here is the key. Now the topic of conversation will be shifted to your weiner and also she will be happy so this means you can then bang her. " (El Diablo - 02/05/06 04:58 AM)

['Chair]

or you could just walk in, order a beer and then "warm up" on a couple of "throw-aways"

[Lazy Meatball]

question on the weiner hang-out strategy. Are you flacid or at full-mast?

['Chair]

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question on the weiner hang-out strategy. Are you flacid or at full-mast?

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i do not recall. maybe el d will chime in.

[Fast Food Knight]

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Get friends

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You guys are being dicks. Hello ??

[john kane]

join a group or something, some way of getting to know people with a common interest. dont just go up to random people and start talking to them....it reeks of desperateness (yes, that is a new word)

[neuroman]

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when you go in, walk right to the bar.

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and then after you pour yourself or order a drink, start talking to anyone else with a glass in their hand.

['Chair]

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join a group or something, some way of getting to know people with a common interest. dont just go up to random people and start talking to them....it reeks of desperateness (yes, that is a new word)

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desperation...and my vocab rivals that of an intelligent 6th grader.

[El Diablo]

LM,

Ideally it is flaccid to start but while talking to her it moves to full-mast, so that way she knows you are interested in her. Also, it provides an opening for a very natural convo like:

"Haha, dude, you forgot to zip up your fly"
"OMG, haha, wow I was so into our convo I totally forgot"
"Good times, haha, so btw I noticed your weiner was growing while we were talking"
"Oh, yeah, well you know what that means!"
"Yeah, I guess you dig me, huh?"
"Yep"
"Cool, maybe we should go bang?"
"Sounds good!"