Quick - need some ideas...

[Alobar]

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back to the future was based on a true story.

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it actually was tho

[neuroman]

Industrial grease salesman or other ridiculous sales. Door is wide open on this one.

Dog catcher / animal control

Quality control for a boutique leather wallet designer (i.e., wallet inspector. This one could be fun if you sell it.)

What a great opportunity to get drunk and tell outlandish lies with practically no repercussions. God I am jealous.

[tuq]

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back to the future was based on a true story.

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it actually was tho

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LOL, really? I had no idea. You think I would have heard that by now...

[RunDownHouse]

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Theory : How the world bank deliberately keeps Africa in poverty so the rest of us can be rich

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This made me laugh, but I think that an idiotic theory with which OP is more familiar would be easier. I can see someone asking an incredulous question or two and OP not being able to answer with the conviction required.

That one's really funny, I just think it might take a little research to pull off.

[onthebutton]

NM

[aphrodite]

Escort

['Chair]

so the party was pretty tame...and it didn't help that a few ppl thought it would be OK to bring their kids.

Me: "Baby, do you mind if I tell ppl I'm a telemarketer and only work 5 hours a day 3pm-8pm M-F and 10 hrs on Sunday?"
FFK: "Negative ghost rider."
Me: "WTF lame"

as far as outlandish goes, nothing too extreme. During the white elephant gift game someone opened a box containing an assortment of coffees and a candy necklace. Guy across from FFK and myself wasn't paying attention and asked what it was and I said coffee and anal beads. He gave a stiff laugh that wreaked of you-kinda-crossed-the-line as he looked at his date and turns back to watch the action.

Some cocky jackass sitting to my right was number 4 to pick a gift. He picked his own gift (a bottle of beam). Then, later, when ppl tried to steal it from him, he and his wife would team up to get it back (if you don't understand this, think a little harder). I thought this was classy...<borat voice> NOTTTT </borat voice>

who brings kids to a company xmas party...wtf! FFK made a point to mention this out loud. After the gift game was over, cocky jackass to my right yells out "next time everyone should bring more liquor" and FFK follows up with "and less children".

like i said...tame

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

What kind of place does FFK work at?

[WhoIam]

Tell them you play guitar in a white power band but you only do it because the money is good. Mention that you have lots of black friends.

[Anacardo]

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Some cocky jackass sitting to my right was number 4 to pick a gift. He picked his own gift (a bottle of beam). Then, later, when ppl tried to steal it from him, he and his wife would team up to get it back (if you don't understand this, think a little harder). I thought this was classy...<borat voice> NOTTTT </borat voice>

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Chair,

This is a super-standard play at my family's gift exchange, particularly by my cousin and his wife. It's a grim affair.