Roommate BBV (my first bbv thread)

[AJackson]

I don't know if it's my midwest protestant work ethic or my overly hopeful optimistic spirit, but after reading two lines and realizing the OP is either retarded or attempting a level of humor beyond his grasp, why can't I just move on?

[nutsinho]

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By bragging about my religious nature, I'm clearly either retarded or attempting a level of humor beyond my grasp, why can't I just die and not have an afterlife?

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[feesjah]

i wonder why i read all this

[akishore]

you seem to have ego and anger management issues. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Pudge714]

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I would love to see a post from the roommate's perspective, but I am too lazy to write one. Um, sounds like a rough night.

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[BDaws]

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lol, at first I thought tl;dr but the story grew on me

nice post

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I agree.

I liked the post. I sometimes feel the same way about my roommate and have thought about [censored] with him, but have never done it. You did it and I laughed my ass off reading about it.

[neuroman]

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Basically, I continue to win at everything all night because I'm smarter and better than everyone at everything. Some chick who I thought was the only cool person present goes in a bedroom and hooks up with retard friend. This kid is very marginally better looking than me, obviously has much less money than me, and is dumb as a [censored] box of marbles--this clearly proves my long-standing hypothesis about what college girls really care about.

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This is my favorite part of a completely awesome post.

Here is what you should do:
1. Find smarter friends
2. Be less of a jerk, even when (especially when?) people around you are stupid
3. Spend more time hitting on chicks, and less time trying to teach mental gymnastics to morons.

[Dementia]

Why couldn't you just have fun and play? They aren't familiar with poker, there is no reason to be a douche or expect some kind of informed play. I hate people who try to turn a home game into a televised tournament, you're probably the same type of person who taps the tank online.

[Dementia]

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Basically, I continue to win at everything all night because I'm smarter and better than everyone at everything.

Some chick who I thought was the only cool person present goes in a bedroom and hooks up with retard friend. This kid is very marginally better looking than me, obviously has much less money than me, and is dumb as a [censored] box of marbles--this clearly proves my long-standing hypothesis about what college girls really care about.

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Man, you sound so mad at the world. lol.

[dogmeat]

Which one were you again? The writer or the retard, yo!

Trick question, they are both the same.

Dogmeat [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]