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Old 11-26-2006, 02:21 PM
funkymunky funkymunky is offline
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Default Re: First time using an escort serivce, did I mess up?

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They must have assumed you were mentally disabled, and even whores have morals.

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Awesome!
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Old 11-26-2006, 07:41 PM
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You know you've reached a new level of nerd when you get rejected by a whore and you come to OOT to ask why.

This is so funny.

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It's all so clear now. Good post.
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Old 11-26-2006, 07:48 PM
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Default Re: First time using an escort serivce, did I mess up?

This is like going to a head shop, asking if they have any bongs, and wondering why you got kicked out. Bongs are paraphernalia for marijuana, an illegal drug. Of course the store isn't selling them. And secondly, OF COURSE THEY HAVE BONGS! THEY'RE A [censored] HEAD SHOP! Who asks that question other than a narc?
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Old 11-26-2006, 07:55 PM
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Default Re: First time using an escort serivce, did I mess up?

When I was in college I knew some poeple who wokred for an escort service. They would drive the woman to wehre she was going and go ring to bell and get a singed contract stating the customer understood there was no touching, no pictures, and no refunds. Sometimes the girls received very large tips.
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Old 11-26-2006, 07:57 PM
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Default Re: First time using an escort serivce, did I mess up?

Ya know guys, some escort services aren't fronts for prostitution. Just saying.
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Old 11-26-2006, 08:07 PM
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Default Re: First time using an escort serivce, did I mess up?

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Ya know guys, some escort services aren't fronts for prostitution. Just saying.

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Keeping in line with my last analogy...



"Man, that is flagrant false advertising."


Randy and Iron:

You're probably right, but why the hell would anyone pay for an expensive escort and then not have sex with her? It's ridiculous!
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Old 11-26-2006, 08:56 PM
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Default Re: First time using an escort serivce, did I mess up?

If the skanky whore didn't bring a condom with her, then you didn't want to bang her in the first place.
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Old 11-26-2006, 09:03 PM
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Default Re: First time using an escort serivce, did I mess up?

This post made me curious; when do you actually bring up the subject of sex with an "escort?"
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Old 11-26-2006, 09:15 PM
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Default Re: First time using an escort serivce, did I mess up?

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This post made me curious; when do you actually bring up the subject of sex with an "escort?"

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Basically, you don't. You kind of give her a "gift" of money, then you are 2 consenting adults who can do what they want. You really should even mention money either.

At least this is what I've been told..
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Old 11-26-2006, 09:27 PM
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Default Re: First time using an escort serivce, did I mess up?

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This post made me curious; when do you actually bring up the subject of sex with an "escort?"

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Basically, you don't. You kind of give her a "gift" of money, then you are 2 consenting adults who can do what they want. You really should even mention money either.

At least this is what I've been told..

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How do you know how much to give?
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