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Old 11-24-2006, 11:35 PM
keikiwai keikiwai is offline
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just give her this, she probably won't recognize it as not your own work:

Bitch, I wanna see you shake it
Bend on over, butt-ass naked
Now pump pump pump, get it get it
I got 135 beats a minute
It's your brother, joel2006, callin' all the freaks
To show the pink and the booty-cheeks
Stick from the bottom, stick from the top
Show me a shot, lemme see what you got
Rub that ass and play with that klit
I'm still with that freaky sheet
One time for the girls in Georgia,
Detroit, Michigan and Miami, Florida
That's how we make our music fast
'Cause the girls down South like to shake that ass!
They so fine, I can't take it
They gots to freak it, they gots to shake it

I love the way the girls be shakin'
Especially when they butt-ass naked
Bend on over, show me what you got
'Cause I'm down for a table-top
So work your body, strip left side
Make me smile, get buck-wild
'Cause joel2006 got the flow
And now is the time to come get yours
Freaky [censored] is what I like,
Especially when them bitches dykes
So shake that ass, and bitch, don't stop
Come on, girl, just make me hot
'Cause I'm down for the 69
You better get yours 'cause I gets mine
Show what you got; bitch, stop frontin'
Drop them draws and shake a lil' somethin'!

I love to see 'em in lingerie
Tattooed titties and a Boosty-A
Stacked on the back of a cutie pie
Bend over, let me see you do the butterfly
So impressin' when undressin'
You got me stressin', bitch, stop flexin'
Keep shakin' that ass at me
Pop that coochie, freak so nasty
Double up on the table top
Hit them switches now make that ass drop
Girl, get wide open
Up and down with an in-and-out motion
Them other kings, they ain't did nothin'
You wanna get freaky? Lemme kiss your belly button
You're so fine, I can't take it
You gots to freak it, you gots to shake it!
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Old 11-24-2006, 11:37 PM
Seraphim Seraphim is offline
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Default Re: BBV and Poetry

GOT ANOTHER ONE

i feel tension
below my waist
that certain feeling
i know what it is
you gotta squeeze it out
the fecal matter that is

when you drivin by the crib
drop it like its hot
drop it like its hot

when you swimmin in the pool
drop it like its hot
drop it like its hot

when you walkin in the hood
drop it like its hot
drop it like its hot

when you banging in the bedroom
drop it like its hot
drop it like its hot

when you sittin on a train
drop it like its hot
drop it like its hot

when you chatting in the rain
drop it like its hot
drop it like its hot
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Old 11-24-2006, 11:39 PM
GetThere1Time GetThere1Time is offline
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lol the borgata waitresses are all preggers with the 80/160 players' babies. Just do what the rest of us do, get trashed, stare at her ass, hold up the action, and over tip her.
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Old 11-24-2006, 11:40 PM
Seraphim Seraphim is offline
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why is everyone ignoring me
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Old 11-25-2006, 12:04 AM
joel2006 joel2006 is offline
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lol the borgata waitresses are all preggers with the 80/160 players' babies. Just do what the rest of us do, get trashed, stare at her ass, hold up the action, and over tip her.

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I've been doing that, but this is how I get over women I know will never have anything to do with me. I write poems and sometimes I show them, sometimes I don't. It doesn't matter to them, just helps me.
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Old 11-25-2006, 12:10 AM
Dan87 Dan87 is offline
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lol the borgata waitresses are all preggers with the 80/160 players' babies. Just do what the rest of us do, get trashed, stare at her ass, hold up the action, and over tip her.

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I've been doing that, but this is how I get over women I know will never have anything to do with me. I write poems and sometimes I show them, sometimes I don't. It doesn't matter to them, just helps me.

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image name for hint of reference
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Old 11-25-2006, 12:11 AM
joel2006 joel2006 is offline
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Thanks Mike, btw, what don't you like about the last few lines? Seraphim, we're not ignoring you, we're waiting for your meds to kick in.
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Old 11-25-2006, 12:15 AM
SNOWBALL SNOWBALL is offline
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GOT ANOTHER ONE

oh womanly seduction,
bile in my pants,
dick in my hand,
touching your face,
i insert my 15 incher into your lungs,
you cant breathe while i piss into your lungs,
crawling in my skin, these words they cannot heal,

ooh baby baby,
its pissdeath,
pissdeath,

ooh baby baby
pissdeath,
pissdeath,

drop a log in my hands,
grab my scat and rubber bands,
twist the bands around my penis,
and write my name on the wall with my fecal matter,
cover up your face you can't run the race,
the pace is too fast,

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A+
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Old 11-25-2006, 12:20 AM
joel2006 joel2006 is offline
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Dan87-"In the room the women come and go/ talking of Michelangelo"
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Old 11-25-2006, 12:27 AM
keikiwai keikiwai is offline
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Woman you make me so hard
every time you deal a card
I'll fill our swimming pool of love
with jizz and cum while I shove
I'll pump you till your eyeballs pop out
and I'll eat them up, while you suck out
on my squirting hose
on top of a poker table we chose

oh baby butt sex you
oh baby three-some with a ewe
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