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Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
"Mom, I'm sorry, but I'm moving out. I'm thirty five and its just time."
She'll understand. |
#12
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Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
"I F***ed your mom"
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#13
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Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
Im a bit worried that Im about to run into this problem. [censored] up thing is I think shes cool and all, but Im just not trying to be in a relationship. I think Ive got the skills to keep it as it is though, I think..
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#14
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Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
ask her what her dad is doing later tonight.
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#15
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Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
Pee on her when she's sleeping. Then apologize and say you were sleepwalking
She'll probably be confused and scared, but still date you. Continue doing it until she breaks up. |
#16
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Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
omg people this isn't the oprah book club
[censored] grow some balls to break up with or some balls to ball her with and post a robusto or busto thread y'all bbv is not [censored] oot we don't need to spoon feed relationship advice to wannabe ballas with popped collars and aviator sunglasses |
#18
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Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
itt youre in an off again on again relationship
today youre on again *points to dilznick* |
#19
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Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
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[/ QUOTE ] are you suggesting he start playing professional football? thats a good idea, it would probably leave him little time to spend with the gf considering how many hours they have to practice and stuff. |
#20
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Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
I think its a suggestion to become an actor, everyone knows actors are gay.
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