Funny/weird Roommate stories

[Quanah Parker]

Classic roommate:
Never bathed, yet didn't stink
Didn't own a car, always walked (and not in a major city)
One pair of cords, his only pants
Watched Star Trek every night
Drank a 12 pack of Old Milwaukee every night
Never paid taxes, but had a job (whole foods, i think)
Canadian

[TheDudeAbides]

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Classic roommate:
Never bathed, yet didn't stink
Didn't own a car, always walked (and not in a major city)
One pair of cords, his only pants
Watched Star Trek every night
Drank a 12 pack of Old Milwaukee every night
Never paid taxes, but had a job (whole foods, i think)
Canadian

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These two statements make the above noted roommate completely improbable.

[Joshssj4v2]

A fat WoW player on my floor in res, would make himself makeshift diapers out of toilet papers so he would not be bothered in the midst of a huge quest. He also told his guild elaborate lies about how glamorous his life is, when in reality, he was a fat sack of [censored]. Who threw up all over himself on his 19th birthday after knocking back 1 beer.

He also stole pizza pockets from the communal fridge, that mother [censored]

[DING-DONG YO]

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I posted this about a year ago
Army roommate

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ummm, just read that. wow

[danzasmack]

My 3rd roommate came home one night late all hammered. I heard his door open like 45 minutes after he passed out. Turns out he though he opened the bathroom door and pissed on the floor. Funny stuff he's an idiot and now me and KRANTZ throw gatorades under his bed while he's at work.

[livin_a_lie]

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I walked in on my roommate last friday night jacking off to WoW. Considering I just met him (were both freshman in college) it has made things very akward.

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No way this is true.

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[danzasmack]

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I posted this about a year ago
Army roommate

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omg sir. Have trouble sleeeping at night? Wow.

[Force1]

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I walked in on my roommate last friday night jacking off to WoW. Considering I just met him (were both freshman in college) it has made things very akward.

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No way this is true.

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Is it possible he was just jacking off and the WoW had nothign to do with it?

[The X-Factor]

My story is pretty close to Semtex's story but a little different. My roommate Jeff my 1st year of school partied a lot. We were best friends from high school btw. Anyway, one night we went to this party together and I left before him and passed out at our dorm room. Well at Tech the dorms were all pretty much the same. Same color doors, walls ect. Well when he left he went into another dorm and walked into someone elses room and passed out on the bed where his would have been if it was our room. The other guy in the room never heard him come in or anything so the next morning when the other guy woke up he noticed Jeff sleeping over there and woke him up and asked what he was doing and Jeff said he said where the [censored] am I? The other guy goes well man you passed out in the wrong room so Jeff left and came back to our room so when he came in it woke me up and I was like where the hell have you been and he was like I passed out over in Cooper/Dunn 414 so I just busted up laughing at him and he got a kick out of it too.

Edit: I also wanted to add some other weird stuff he used to do. Well for one he used take at least 4 showers a day and it wasnt like he was working out 3 times a day, it was just weird. I figured he was beating off in there or something.

He would also let trash pile up for days on his side of the room and then make his gf take it out. I would LOL each time this happened.

[The X-Factor]

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I posted this about a year ago
Army roommate

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My god what a sick [censored]