math joke that deserves its own topic

[Spleen]

no

[grando]

What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
-- Pumpkin Pi!

[Oxy]

grando, I'm partial to fractions

algebra is xciting

I like angles, to a degree


vectors can be 'arrowing.

I could go on and on about sequences

Translations are shifty

Complex numbers are unreal
I feel positive about integers




I find geometry plane


hey what do you get when you have three planes collide?

a catastrophe

[Jason Strasser (strassa2)]

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you mean area of a pizza you [censored]

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lol

[mistermuni]

lol apparently oxy and i get our jokes from the same website. this one got posted on www.bash.org today, it was actually the frist thing I thought of when i saw the thread title.

[Oxy]

bash.org for the win indeed

I know the others by haert.

oh and mistermuni, you really hate him, don't you?

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it was actually the frist thing I thought of

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[Prodigy54321]

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you mean area of a pizza you [censored]

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mmmmmm two dimensional pizza

[Reef]

what happened to the mathematician who left his birdcage door open?




POLYGON !



ZOMGGODHAHAHAH1111!1!!!!ELEVENTY!

[Oxy]

okay

here's one that not a lot of people will get

Back in 1990, a well-known mathematician is supposed to give a lecture at a local university. When asked about what he would talk about, he said he'd present a proof for Fermat's last theorem. However, when he arrived, his speech was about greater probability theory. The organizers of the event later asked him why he said he had a proof for Fermat's last theorem, to which he replied: 'Standard practice.'

[thac]

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you mean area of a pizza you [censored]

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Maybe it was the 8 hour session, but I read this for "you are a pizza of [censored]" and have been laughing for the last 5 minutes til I re-read it. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]