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View Poll Results: How many points do the implants bring these girls down (if they were a 8 before and are now 6, then | |||
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119 | 65.38% |
4 |
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15 | 8.24% |
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26 | 14.29% |
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8 | 4.40% |
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4 | 2.20% |
WTF, these chicks are hotter w/ those things! |
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10 | 5.49% |
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so last night i was waiting for my ambien to kick in before i went to sleep so i was hit and running micro tables. i took one sucker for $1.15 (brag). then i was searching for my next victim, and found a guy sitting out at a .02/.04 table. there was a ton of chat in the box so i checked it out, and he was having some really lameass conversation with this girl. it's a really long boring chatlog so i'll just give you the highlights:
IT BEGINS justalady42 [observer]: hi GREMLIN_SB: hiya honey justalady42 [observer]: why are you ignoring me all night? GREMLIN_SB: I'm not babe, I had lots of tables GREMLIN_SB: and my stomach is sore justalady42 [observer]: you were when at ONLY ONE table....... justalady42 [observer]: and sowwwwy for tummy justalady42 [observer]: you need to go get some sleep GREMLIN_SB: in maybe 20 minutes GREMLIN_SB: I need some time with you first justalady42 [observer]: then don't ignore me grrrrrrrrrrr GREMLIN_SB: I'm sorry darlin apparently the dude has said he "wants" her but hasn't even seen a picture or anything, lol justalady42 [observer]: you dont know that GREMLIN_SB: I do justalady42 [observer]: but it was nice to hear anyway justalady42 [observer]: no you dont justalady42 [observer]: want is based on attraction, for MEN...... and you've not seen me GREMLIN_SB: well I'm pretty darn sure GREMLIN_SB: for e iit's based on personality GREMLIN_SB: for me* justalady42 [observer]: LOL all men say that..... none mean it GREMLIN_SB: well, it's up to me to prove it justalady42 [observer]: I am in a unique position......... GREMLIN_SB: I know sweetie justalady42 [observer]: a very unique position........ At this point i almost said "SPREAD EAGLE?" and ruined the bit, but someone else sat down and they moved tables. So I followed. justalady42 [observer]: I wont let you see me, not like this GREMLIN_SB: Brenda.... justalady42 [observer]: yes......... GREMLIN_SB: shhhhhhhhh justalady42 [observer]: I am serious GREMLIN_SB: you have touched my heart.... I need to touch your hand GREMLIN_SB: so we'll ALWAYS know justalady42 [observer]: I wont see you like this...... but we are getting ahead of ourselves..... justalady42 [observer]: as of now, your still taken GREMLIN_SB: by Thanksgiving or sooner I won't be lol adulteraments GREMLIN_SB: I Love You GREMLIN_SB: yes read justalady42 [observer]: awwwwwww justalady42 [observer]: stop that justalady42 [observer]: I love you too Steve justalady42 [observer]: but stop that GREMLIN_SB: and ANYTHING I can do, wil be done if you only ASK GREMLIN_SB: I mean that so totally justalady42 [observer]: then accept me justalady42 [observer]: as I am GREMLIN_SB: I do justalady42 [observer]: no you don't, you've not seen note the giant hints she is dropping that she is fugly. but somehow they fight through that, and the sexual tension (along with the unbearable mushiness between these lepers) is through the roof. justalady42 [observer]: ~~ lick lick~~ LOL GREMLIN_SB: KISSSES on your neck justalady42 [observer]: heyyyyy stop that, no fair GREMLIN_SB: with my arm around your shoulders justalady42 [observer]: lol justalady42 [observer]: heyyyyy GREMLIN_SB: and with my heart justalady42 [observer]: awwwwwwwww GREMLIN_SB: beating like a drum justalady42 [observer]: dream sweet my love..... GREMLIN_SB: a rythym that time will never stop justalady42 [observer]: awwwwwww GREMLIN_SB: Brenda justalady42 [observer]: your a charmer justalady42 [observer]: steve GREMLIN_SB: I don't cry very often, I used a lfe of tears in 96 justalady42 [observer]: I cant even imagine GREMLIN_SB: but I get close now thinking justalady42 [observer]: dont cry for me GREMLIN_SB: you are precious in my heart and soul GREMLIN_SB: I cry for US justalady42 [observer]: as you are in mine GREMLIN_SB: forever justalady42 [observer]: awwwwwww ugh jesus christ ustalady42 [observer]: hugs and kisses GREMLIN_SB: for you GREMLIN_SB: ANYHING justalady42 [observer]: awwwww GREMLIN_SB: hugs and kisses justalady42 [observer]: ni nite my heart..... GREMLIN_SB: smoochies and licks justalady42 [observer]: lol justalady42 [observer]: more more more GREMLIN_SB: and a pat on the rear too [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] justalady42 [observer]: lol justalady42 [observer]: heyyyyy DO THEY HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO HAVE CYBERSEX AT A EMPTY PS .02/.04 TABLE?????????? justalady42 [observer]: cant go patting the butt on your way to sleep justalady42 [observer]: no fair justalady42 [observer]: lol GREMLIN_SB: well then I'll stay awake and follow ALL the way through justalady42 [observer]: lol justalady42 [observer]: with ps watching? justalady42 [observer]: nottttttttt justalady42 [observer]: lol GREMLIN_SB: well I'll take that flight for 100 please Alex justalady42 [observer]: lol GREMLIN_SB: FIXxxxxx MSN justalady42 [observer]: yeppppppppppp justalady42 [observer]: BINGO GREMLIN_SB: and then we'll rock and rolllllllllllllllll justalady42 [observer]: ok am going, so you will sleep GREMLIN_SB: can't sleep GREMLIN_SB: too hard justalady42 [observer]: lol justalady42 [observer]: too hard?????? or too hard to sleep? GREMLIN_SB: by the ay did you need the tissues? GREMLIN_SB: former justalady42 [observer]: wow justalady42 [observer]: stop that justalady42 [observer]: this is not private GREMLIN_SB: jeans are damn tight GREMLIN_SB: okies he is "up" for it clearly but gets shot down! so next time you are having some problems with the ladies, remember that at least you aren't trying to get your poontang off of internet poker sites. |
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