KISS album evaluation

[JJNJustin]

More misc. crap:

First album:

Strutter: preface to "Hotter than Hell", a song a bout a street whore
Nothing to Lose: Gene's song describing his curiosity about anal sex over a ligtht hearted rock and roll beat.
Firehouse: Lame Paul Stanley song with "Woo Hoo" in it
Cold Gin- Ace Frehely comes clean about his reason for living.
Let me Know- Paul Stanley Special
Kissing Time- Meh
Deuce- Gene Simmons song about getting a [censored]. Best line is "Get up and Get your Grandma Outta Here."
Love Theme from Kiss- best song on the album, no singing
Lead guitars in harmony. Will be popular on later songs.
100,000 Years- When played live in concert, this song lasts that long. The only cool part is the guitar solo.
Black Diamond- Another song about a crack whore sung my Peter Criss with a frog in his throat. The only good part is the segue into Ace's guitar solo.

Hotter Than Hell Album-

Got to Choose- Paul Stanley special with Woo woo woo
Parasite- Strange song with tons of syncopation and a cool guitar solo. Awesome!
Goin' Blind- Gene sings about the results of his mastubatory habits over a slightly morose slow song.
Hotter Than Hell- Strutter part II, Paul Stanley sings about his early fascination with street whores.
Let me Go, Rock and Roll, an early attempt at Rock and Roll All Night, yet a flop.
All The Way- Gene sings about sex again
Watching You- A cool song about paranoia, awesome.
Mainline- Light hearted rock and roll song with no substance.
Coming Home- A song about extramarital affairs.
Strange Ways- A cooler title than song

Dressed to Kill

Room Service- Gene sings about getting sex from hotel maids.
Two Timer- Gene sings about a girl who cheated on him
Ladies in Waiting- Gene sings about groupies he's waiting to have sex with.
Getaway- Ace's reaction to stress when Cold Gin is not available.
Rock Bottom- Paul Stanley Special
C'mon and Love Me- Paul Stanley Special
Anything for My Baby- Paul Stanley, unlike Gene Simmons, has trouble getting laid.
She- A dark dirge by Gene Simmons, the only song of any musical substance on this album.
Love Her All I Can- Paul is horny
Rock and Roll All Nite- 2nd attempt at a rock anthem, this one caught on. The only reason to buy this album, as if you havent heard the song enough.

-J

[charlie_t_jr]

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Also, anybody old enough to have watched the KISS 'Phantom of the Amusment Park' TV movie? I remember watching it, can't remember whether I was still a 'fan' or not, but shaking my young head thinking, "W.T.F. This is not rock and roll, man."

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I remember watching it as a kid on TV at my grandmother's house...how rock n' roll is that!