Best or favorite bathroom graffiti

[neuroman]

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In high school I remember reading a poem in one of the stalls:

"Here I sit, skipping class
Brown turds falling from my ass
Some will sink, some will swim
Some will dry up on the rim."

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"Here I lie weeping,
because I took a chance.
I tried to fart
but instead [censored] my pants."

[willie]

and of course

here i sit
broken hearted
tried to [censored]
but only farted.



"why are you looking on the wall?
the joke is in your hands."

[tagtastic]

I posted in this in the last "bathroom graffiti" thread as well.


I've seen this scratched into the metal instruction panels of hand dryers in two public restrooms:



Push Button, Receive Bacon.

I laughed both times.

[wet work]

Push Button, Receive Bacon cracks me up too.

[GeniusToad]

glory hole under construction - sorry for the inconvenience

[pnthrfn]

Ones who write on bathroom walls
Roll their [censored] in little balls
Those who read these words of wit
Eat those little balls of [censored]

[Blarg]

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Push Button, Receive Bacon cracks me up too.

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Ditto.

I think my favorite piece of totally moronic graffiti was "FUKASHET." This passes for a complete sentence and a worthwhile utterance in the mind of someone almost unimaginably stupid. Besides myself.

Another favorite was the drawing, slowly revealed through a pan across the wall in the movie After Hours, of a guy, his extended hard-on, and a shark full of teeth clamped grimly on the end of it. You'd have to see the movie to get the full effect of the inevitability of how the image unfolded for the poor hero.

[Dadswell]

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and of course

here i sit
broken hearted
tried to [censored]
but only farted.


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I usually see it as

Here I sit broken hearted
I came to sh1t but only farted
last time I thought I'd take a chance
I went to fart, but sh1t my pants.

[Klompy]

Some of you came to sh1t and stink
Some of you came to sit and think
Some of you came to play with your balls
I just came to write on the walls.

[IronUnkind]

Written above URINAL wall: "Pooping is for losers." Preaching to the converted, the author was.