Best, Quickest Way to acquire several thousand dollars (non gambling)

[samjjones]

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OP said several thousand dollars, not several dollars.

[Guyon]

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just go to a golf club and snag a few sets of clubs.. you get 5 sets in one steal and you are looking at $2.5k real easily.

He could also paint himself black, walk down the street with his belt unbuckled shouting "mother [censored] I love god now I shoot people" and maybe Dr Dre will sign him up, but the golf clubs idea is easier.

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I wouldn't do it, but I could suggest it to the donkey involved. He's actually a golfer, so he has some golf courses already scouted out.

[Bakes]

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He could also paint himself black, walk down the street with his belt unbuckled shouting "mother [censored] I love god now I shoot people" and maybe Dr Dre will sign him up, but the golf clubs idea is easier.

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You sir, are a tremendous douche.

[Scotty.]

Whore yourself out to a hundred fat chicks for 25 bucks. Or ten REALLY fat chicks for 250 bucks.

[CrayZee]

Why not just negotiate a payment plan? $2500 isn't that much and I'd think he'd be able to pay it off pretty quickly in reasonable chunks. Unless the guy's a bum or something. Speaking of which, he could get a cardboard sign and say he's a Veitnam vet.

[Wondercall]

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Any ideas outside of drugs or armed robbery?

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Way to limit your options.

[tpir]

a few dozen c-shots at a sperm bank should do the trick.

[guids]

open up a few credit cards.

[grando]

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just go to a golf club and snag a few sets of clubs.. you get 5 sets in one steal and you are looking at $2.5k real easily.

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this is exactly what I thought of - bulletproof

[swede123]

Ass to ass.

Swede