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Old 07-17-2006, 09:12 PM
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Default Re: Please post reasons why you hate the Cubs

Because they're fans are ignorant and everywhere.

Because Ron Santo was an average player.

Because none of them realize that Andre Dawson was by far the best player in the history of the franchise.

Sammy Sosa.

Because they have their own newspaper.

Because they celebrate a wild card birth in a 163 game season where 79 year old Joe Carter couldn't catch up to a 74mph Rod Beck fastball.

Because they go to Comiskey and talk about how [censored] it is the entire time they are there.

Because their stadium is overrated and a death trap.

Harry Carrey. Chip Carrey. I actually like Steve Stone though.

Because every yuppie [censored] in the city can't stop talking [censored] about the Sox, yet knows nothing about baseball.

Because they throw the home run ball back.

Budwiser.

Carlos Zambrano.

Michael Barret.

Because I grew up on the South side.
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Old 07-17-2006, 09:16 PM
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Default Re: Please post reasons why you hate the Cubs

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Because they're fans are ignorant and everywhere.

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O RLY?

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Old 07-17-2006, 09:17 PM
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Default Re: Please post reasons why you hate the Cubs

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Because Ron Santo was an average player.

Because none of them realize that Andre Dawson was by far the best player in the history of the franchise.

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No more posting about baseball for you.
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Old 07-17-2006, 09:18 PM
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Default Re: Please post reasons why you hate the Cubs

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Because they're fans are ignorant [...]

Because Ron Santo was an average player.

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lololol
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Old 07-17-2006, 09:18 PM
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Because they're the grammar police. Their [censored] standards are so high.
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Old 07-17-2006, 09:20 PM
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Default Re: Please post reasons why you hate the Cubs

Michael Barrett is another good one. What a 12-year-old-looking tool.

Just like Cubs fans... they will suckerpunch you if things don't go their way too.
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Old 07-17-2006, 09:32 PM
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Default Re: Please post reasons why you hate the Cubs

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Because Ron Santo was an average player.

Because none of them realize that Andre Dawson was by far the best player in the history of the franchise.

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haha, these are funny
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Old 07-17-2006, 09:36 PM
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Default Re: Please post reasons why you hate the Cubs

b/c the media made the Cubs into the NL version of the Red Sox
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Old 07-17-2006, 09:38 PM
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b/c the media made the Cubs into the NL version of the Red Sox

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Are we starting a "why do you hate the Red Sox" thread soon?
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Old 07-17-2006, 09:51 PM
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Because Ron Santo was an average player.

Because none of them realize that Andre Dawson was by far the best player in the history of the franchise.

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haha, these are funny

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Yes. Funny because they're true. If you want to make a case for Mordecai "Three Finger Brown", I'm listening.
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