Favorite/Best All-Time Quote.

[kdog]

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.

P.T.Barnum

[Case Closed]

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"Always remember, no matter how good she looks, someone, somewhere is sick of her [censored]"
-Anonymous, El Centro Bathroom Wall.

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I saw something like that in a movie. Except it was like:

"No matter how good looking a woman is, someone somewhere is tired of [censored] her"

[onthebutton]

Believe those who seek the truth; doubt those who find it -Andre Gide

[edfurlong]

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying." Woody Allen

[andre006]

"when the wise man points the moon the fool looks at the finger" or somethin like that

[bisonbison]

Dorothy Parker:

I wish I could drink like a lady,
I'll have one or two at the most.
Three and I'm under the table,
Four and I'm under the host

[MrFeelNothin]

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Losers whine about doing their best; winners go home and f**k the prom queen.

-RMJ

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Carla was the prom queen.

[RJT]

Most often used when someone is being obnoxious, but can be quite effective when someone simply disagrees with you:

“ Opinions are like a..holes. Everyone’s got one.”

[ScottieK]

"Don't mess with me dude, 'cause I can walk on water, eat bullets and [censored] ice cream."

ScottieK

[anduril]

"I have a map of the United States, it's actual size. When people ask me where I live, I tell them, E5."