The lift and tuck move - Page 2

Evan · #11 07-13-2006, 12:29 PM

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I can't believe none of you have done this. It is a common move and I expected some stories.

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I haven't hooked up with a girl in a place that anyone would interupt in a long time.

mike4 · #12 07-13-2006, 12:30 PM

This is in the younger days of high school/college

Gunny Highway · #13 07-13-2006, 12:30 PM

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This may be the worst post I've ever read. Even after you explained what the hell you're talking about later in the thread, it still doesn't redeam it at all.

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Pics of his gf blowing him might have redeemed it. At this point, I think it's too late even for that.

Evan · #14 07-13-2006, 12:31 PM

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This is in the younger days of high school/college

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I just don't get why you think it's so much better than non-elastic pants. Unless you're getting a BJ on the front porch you should have plenty of time to pull up your pants and look presentable before anyone sees you.

mike4 · #15 07-13-2006, 12:34 PM

Say you are on the living room couch, the door suddenly cracks open. You gotta quickly cover up before they reach the living room. This process has to be completed in 5-10 seconds.

Evan · #16 07-13-2006, 12:41 PM

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Say you are on the living room couch, the door suddenly cracks open. You gotta quickly cover up before they reach the living room. This process has to be completed in 5-10 seconds.

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I just don't understand why you wouldn't go to a bedroom if there's any chance of someone coming home. Maybe (and I know this seems unlikely given your quality posts today) I was just a lot smarter as a kid.

LeatherFace · #17 07-13-2006, 12:41 PM

Dude everyone knows the lift and tuck move, maybe next you can teach us how to tie our [censored] shoelaces.

mike4 · #18 07-13-2006, 12:44 PM

How would it look when they got home and we walk downstairs from her room together?

Leather, they do not know it

Klompy · #19 07-13-2006, 12:44 PM

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This is in the younger days of high school/college

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I just don't get why you think it's so much better than non-elastic pants. Unless you're getting a BJ on the front porch you should have plenty of time to bust a nut, zip up and look presentable before anyone sees you.

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Aces McGee · #20 07-13-2006, 01:22 PM

Where does "lifting" come in?

-McGee