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Old 05-24-2006, 06:36 AM
nivaman nivaman is offline
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Default Re: NL hand needs a catchy title; fails.

catchy title: Hand so cruel and ironic that Alanis Morissette could write some top selling songs about it...
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Old 05-24-2006, 07:52 AM
billyjex billyjex is offline
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Default Re: NL hand needs a catchy title; fails.

people who smoothcall KK preflop get dealt some hardcore karma
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Old 05-24-2006, 09:25 AM
TheWorstPlayer TheWorstPlayer is offline
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Default Re: NL hand needs a catchy title; fails.

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people who smoothcall KK preflop get dealt some hardcore karma

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Not if they have the call/min 4-bet preflop in their arsenal...this is from last night.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (5 handed) internettexasholdem.com

SB ($653.55)
BB ($350.50)
UTG ($600)
MP ($759.70)
TWP ($749.20)

Preflop: TWP is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $3.
UTG calls $6, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $27</font>, TWP calls $27, SB (poster) calls $24, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $77</font>, UTG folds, MP folds, <font color="#CC3333">TWP raises to $139</font>, SB folds, BB calls $267.50 (All-In), TWP calls $211.50.

Flop: ($761) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: ($761) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($761) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $761

BB has Qc Qd (one pair, queens).
TWP has Kc Kh (one pair, kings).
Outcome: TWP wins $761.
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Old 05-24-2006, 09:38 AM
ImsaKidd ImsaKidd is offline
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Default Re: NL hand needs a catchy title; fails.

The river really needed to be the 3 of diamonds for this hand to be complete.
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Old 05-24-2006, 09:38 AM
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Default Re: NL hand needs a catchy title; fails.

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catchy title: Hand so cruel and ironic that Alanis Morissette could write some top selling songs about it...

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YA, RLY DO THINK.
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Old 05-24-2006, 02:24 PM
AEKDBet AEKDBet is offline
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Default Re: NL hand needs a catchy title; fails.

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people who smoothcall KK preflop get dealt some hardcore karma

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Karma it up yo!

MP ($425)
CO ($4519.44)
Hero ($1589.30)
SB ($583)
BB ($661)
UTG ($498)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $3.
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, CO calls $6, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $31</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $69</font>, CO folds, Hero calls $1558.30 (All-In), BB calls $586 (All-In).

Flop: ($2259.30) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Turn: ($2259.30) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

River: ($2259.30) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $2259.30

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has Ah Ad (one pair, aces).
Hero has Kh Kc (three of a kind, kings).
Outcome: Hero wins $2250.30. </font>
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Old 05-24-2006, 03:19 PM
Slade19 Slade19 is offline
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Default Re: NL hand needs a catchy title; fails.

That's why you don't play at Party Poker.

That [censored] never happens at Poker Stars.

Party = rigged... simple as that.

It's nice if they rig it for you... but if you're the unlucky bastard who falls victim to it most of the time... you might as well just send Party Gaming the check for your bankroll and save yourself the aggravation.

I was that poor sap who lost half my roll to Party in 30 minutes... getting stacked SIX... count them SIX times to 3 outers or less.

In less than 30 minutes, folks!

I lost 3 stacks with full houses. Nevermind the odds of getting 3 full houses in less than 30 minutes... what are the odds of LOSING with 3 full houses in less than 30 minutes?

Party = rigged.
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Old 05-24-2006, 03:27 PM
dd323 dd323 is offline
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Default Re: NL hand needs a catchy title; fails.

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Party = rigged... simple as that.

...
I was that poor sap who lost half my roll to Party in 30 minutes... getting stacked SIX... count them SIX times to 3 outers or less.

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LOL.. i guess Commerce Casino is rigged too then. Oh and go kill yourself.
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Old 05-24-2006, 03:37 PM
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How can you take 2 shots in a row, doesn't the 1st one get erased when you take the second one?

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This is also my biggest concern about the hand.
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Old 05-24-2006, 03:40 PM
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Default Re: NL hand needs a catchy title; fails.

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Oh and go kill yourself.

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SOMEONE GET THIS BOY A COOKIE!

Make sure there are some originality sprinkles on it!
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