Favorite Hip Hop Quotable/One-liner

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You remind me of cocaine and doo doo stains!

p.s. this has been done 5414143 times before.

[Kratzer]

Notorious BIG - "Big Poppa"

"To all the ladies in the place with style and grace, allow me to lace, these lyrical douches in your bushes

[Patrick Duffy]

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You remind me of cocaine and doo doo stains!

p.s. this has been done 5414143 times before.

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whoops. my bad, I searched for "quotable" and found nothing in the last year.

Edit: Also, "Andre Nickatina kid, tell me where yo' sister live"

[GambleGamble]

You're droolin, you have tooth decay
Your mouth is open, you're disgusting
What the [censored] you eat for lunch
A bunch of sweets or something, what?
You munch a bunch of Crunch 'N Munch?
Your tooth is rotten to the gum
Your breath stinks, wanna chew some gum?
Yes I do sir, what am I on?
You sir are on truth syrum

---Eminem

[ThomasPHoolery]

I have no idea if this qualifies, but random Beastie Boys interjection:

"Well if it's gonna be that kind of party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes."

[pimp_named_ak]

From Ice Cube's black power phase:

Muthafuckers wanna do us
'Cause I like Nat, Huey;
Malcom and Lewis

It always gives me a thrill that, even though I'm white, I know who all four are.

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From Ice Cube's black power phase:

Muthafuckers wanna do us
'Cause I like Nat, Huey;
Malcom and Lewis

It always gives me a thrill that, even though I'm white, I know who all four are.

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You sure you know you're white? Judging by your name, you don't.

[doc_1982]

"Real sick, brawl nights, I perform like Mike
Anyone -- Tyson, Jordan, Jackson" - Biggie

[econophile]

Killin' ain't fair but someone's gotta do it.

-2pac

good for trash talking during Halo matches, etc.

[A_PLUS]

One tried to test me didn't find it humorous
Beat him with a pillowcase filled with cans of tuna fish
-Big L, How will I make it

There'll always be haters, that's the way it is
Hater n@(#$ marry hater b!tches and have hater kids
-Kanye West, Bring me down