Bathroom Graffiti

[ImsaKidd]

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Touche. This was a quality counter-retort. Gamble, your move?

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I'm sure this happens all over the place, but the grout in the engineering library bathroom at UC-Berkeley had (has?) many bad grout puns written on it. ("Twist and Grout", "Don't cut your hair, let it grout.", "The Grout Outdoors", etc...)

[miajag]

When I worked at a newspaper, one of the stalls in the bathroom on my floor had some stupid dirty limerick or something scrawled on one of the walls, and someone had gone through and copyedited it for AP style.

[GooseHinson]

"For manly love, be here March 25th, 2:15am sharp."

[Chissmoose]

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Touche. This was a quality counter-retort. Gamble, your move?

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I'm not quite sure why, but I laughed my ass off when I read the link to Gamble's post.

Then I almost replied to it.

[Cumulonimbus]

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[mroels]

I once read a dutch book called "God is Dead and I Don't Feel to Good Myself" which was basically a collection of bathroom graffiti in Amsterdam bars and nightclubs. I wish I had it coz it had some excellent ones in there.

some i've seen/heard:

"Most come here to sh*t and stink,
I come here to sit and think"

"100 billion flies can't be wrong so just eat sh*t"

"roses are red
violets are blue
the shorter the skirt
the better the view"

"georgie porgy pudding and pie,
whacked off in his girlfriend's eye,
and when that eye sealed shut,
he f**ked that one-eyed sl*t."

"there once was a man from madrass,
with balls made of brass,
and during stormy weather,
those balls clashed together,
and sparks flew from his a*s"

[SoulPower]

This reminds me of one from a bar in Atlanta:

There once was a young lady named bright
Who's speed was much faster than light
She layed down with Ray in a realtaive way
And came the previous night

same bar:

Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom:
No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats, approximately 1 billion Chinese people don't give a [censored].

[Reef]

"Here I sit all broken hearted
tried to sh!t but only farted
So in an alley, I took a chance
tried to fart, but sh!t my pants"

[george w]

i saw this tonight...


id rather have a
bottle infront of me
than a frontal lobotomy.