favorite Seinfeld line

[Los Feliz Slim]

Mulva?

[nath]

[ QUOTE ]
This one requires some setup:

George Costanza: Guys, hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics. Calculate the velocity, v, in relation to the trajectory, t, in which g, gravity, of course remains a constant.
[Hits a home run]
George Costanza: It's not complicated.
Derek Jeter: Now, who are you again?
George Costanza: George Costanza, assistant to the traveling secretary.
Bernie Williams: Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?
George Costanza: Do you wanna talk about hotels, or do you wanna win some ball games?
Derek Jeter: We won the World Series.
George Costanza: In six games.

[/ QUOTE ]

"I calculated the odds of ever having the chance to have sex with a Puerto Rican woman again. Mathematically, I had to do it."

[nath]

"It's MOOPS!"

[MyMindIsGoing]

Hey George, the ocean called, they're running out of shrimp
Oh yeah Reilly, well the jerkstore called and they're running out of you

Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint-- it's *delicious*!


You don't know my name, do you?
Yes I do.
What is it?
It, uh, rhymes with a female body part.
What is it?
Mulva...


Newman: "I'm a United States postal worker."
George: "Aren't those the guys that always go crazy and come back with a gun and shoot everybody?"
Newman: "Sometimes..."
Jerry: "Why *is* that?"
Newman: "Because the mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming and coming, there's never a let-up. It's relentless. Every day it piles up more and more and more! And you gotta get it out but the more you get it out the more it keeps coming in. And then the bar code reader breaks and it's *Publisher's Clearing House* day!!!"

[-Skeme-]

"But I don't wanna be a pirate!"

[tomdemaine]

posted before but

Jerry : He only does well because he follows me. He's like that fish that follows the shark around.

George : And you're the shark?

Jerry : Yeah and he's the fish that's eating my laughs.

George : I don't know how a fish could eat laughs...

Jerry : Just forget it.

[pmdvert18]

Boss: George, it has come to my attention that you engaged in sexual acts on the desk in your office.

George: Is that wrong??

[maxpower72]

"I push them away and he brings them back"

[daryn]

i invented the 'it's not you, it's me'! if it's anyone, it's me!

[G-Diddy20]

"First you give her the cell-phone walk and talk, now she's lost a call waiting face-off..."

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