** Official August Chat Thread: The White Swan **

[TheProdigy]

Shaquille O'neal, I think.

How to not play a set, and how to react in chat afterwards, by:

cojo22: u son of a btch


Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 8 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

Hero (SB): $174.85
BB: $43.45
UTG: $263.25
UTG+1: $187.80
MP1: $188.50
MP2: $109.30
CO: $219.35
BTN: $36.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (8 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $6.00</font>, UTG+1 calls $6.00, 2 folds, CO calls $6.00, BTN folds, Hero calls $5.00, BB calls $4.00

Flop: ($30) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG checks, UTG+1 checks, CO checks

Turn: ($30) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $12.00</font>, BB folds, UTG calls $12.00, <font color="red">UTG+1 raises to $26.00</font>, CO folds, Hero calls $14.00, UTG folds

River: ($94) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $142.85</font>, UTG+1 calls $142.85

Pot Size: $379.70 ($3 Rake)

UTG+1 had 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and LOST (-$174.85)
Hero had 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and WON (+$201.85)


eDIT: Here is why I cant get ahead..against blkjack, the same guy who beat me with 109s earleir

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 8 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $198.00
BB: $219.20
UTG: $190.25
UTG+1: $110.95
MP1: $204.35
MP2: $33.00
Hero (CO): $371.70
BTN: $195.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (8 Players)
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls $2.00, MP1 calls $2.00, MP2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $12.00</font>, 4 folds, MP1 calls $10.00

Flop: ($29) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
MP1 checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($29) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">MP1 bets $4.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $30.00</font>, <font color="red">MP1 raises to $70.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $359.70</font>, MP1 calls all-in for $122.35
Uncalled bet of $167.35 returned to Hero

River: ($413.70) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $413.70 ($3 Rake)

MP1 had J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Jacks full of Kings) and WON (+$206.35)
Hero had 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and LOST (-$204.35)

[shat4brains]

oh cool

[shat4brains]

thats funny

[mlane]

hrmm so we can be dataminings the p-stars?

[TheProdigy]

I see diebitter shortstacking my 200nl tables....

[TheRedRocket]

ok I'm going to really try and have a big month in August and start getting my [censored] together. my goal is 100,000 hands starting at 25NL and hopefully (crosses fingers) getting to 100NL.

here we go!

[SABR42]

[ QUOTE ]
I see diebitter shortstacking my 200nl tables....

[/ QUOTE ]
Ditto.

DIE SHORTSTACKERS DIE.

[diebitter]

[ QUOTE ]
I see diebitter shortstacking my 200nl tables....

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HI THERE! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Teddie]

Oh my choice for title was picked! Its a sign!

Ship it!!

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $27.13
BB: $10.00
Hero (UTG): $6.25
UTG+1: $11.65
MP1: $5.22
MP2: $10.78
MP3: $25.00
CO: $12.59
BTN: $30.05

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (9 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $1.00</font>, <font color="red">UTG+1 raises to $2.00</font>, 7 folds, Hero calls $1.00

Flop: ($4.60) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">UTG+1 bets $1.50</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $4.25</font>, UTG+1 calls $2.75

Turn: ($13.10) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($13.10) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $13.10 ($0.65 Rake)

UTG+1 had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$6.25)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and WON (+$6.20)


Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.02/$0.04 Blinds - 10 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $2.00
BB: $4.50
UTG: $1.96
UTG+1: $1.96
UTG+2: $6.85
MP1: $2.97
MP2: $7.46
MP3: $1.92
CO: $6.83
Hero (BTN): $5.42

Preflop: Hero is dealt 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (10 Players)
6 folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $0.16</font>, Hero calls $0.16, 2 folds

Flop: ($0.38) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">CO bets all-in for $6.67</font>, Hero calls all-in for $5.26
Uncalled bet of $1.41 returned to CO

Turn: ($10.90) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($10.90) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $10.90 ($0.54 Rake)

CO had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Fives) and LOST (-$5.42)
Hero had 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a straight Five to Nine) and WON (+$4.94)

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.02/$0.04 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $7.20
BB: $3.80
UTG: $1.29
UTG+1: $5.20
MP1: $3.32
MP2: $7.92
MP3: $2.36
CO: $6.17
BTN: $4.94

Preflop: is dealt (9 Players)
2 folds, MP1 calls $0.04, 2 folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $0.20</font>, BTN folds, SB calls $0.18, BB calls $0.16, MP1 calls $0.16

Flop: ($0.80) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $0.08</font>, BB calls $0.08, <font color="red">MP1 raises to $1.00</font>, CO calls $1.00, SB folds, BB calls $0.92

Turn: ($3.88) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">MP1 bets all-in for $2.12</font>, <font color="red">CO raises to $4.24</font>, BB calls all-in for $2.60
Uncalled bet of $1.64 returned to CO

River: ($11.20) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $11.20 ($0.56 Rake)

CO had J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pairs, Jacks and Tens) and WON (+$6.84)
MP1 had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (high card Ace) and LOST (-$3.32)
BB had Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Tens) and LOST (-$3.80)

Should i shove the flop? I am CO obviously.

Gotta love the open shove in hand 2.

[SABR42]

How can I run so badly while playing so well?

I own this guy's soul obv:

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $118.00
Hero (BB): $420.00
UTG: $203.70
UTG+1: $312.30
MP1: $265.50
MP2: $273.25
MP3: $601.80
CO: $200.00
BTN: $344.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (9 Players)
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls $2.00, 3 folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $8.00</font>, 2 folds, Hero calls $6.00, UTG+1 calls $6.00

Flop: ($25) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks, CO checks

Turn: ($25) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $16.00</font>, UTG+1 calls $16.00, CO folds

River: ($57) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">UTG+1 bets $48.00</font>, Hero calls $48.00

Pot Size: $153.00 ($3 Rake)

UTG+1 had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Threes) and LOST (-$72.00)
Hero had 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Threes and Deuces) and WON (+$78.00)