best way to describe an orgasm

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Imagine the best heroin high you've ever had, then divide it by 1000.

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so, like half a percoset or so

sounds about right

NT

[KOTLP]

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I recently was chatting with a younger "virgin" relative and was asking about what an orgasm feels like for a guy.The best way I could describe it was -at least for a guy -was imagining you had to take a leak the baddest you've ever had to go- and when you finally go the relief you feel is similar.Anyone have a better description?And for that matter Id be interested in hearing descriptions about womens orgasms comparisons.

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Your relative has never masturbated?

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I recently was chatting with a younger "virgin" relative and was asking about what an orgasm feels like for a guy.The best way I could describe it was -at least for a guy -was imagining you had to take a leak the baddest you've ever had to go- and when you finally go the relief you feel is similar.Anyone have a better description?And for that matter Id be interested in hearing descriptions about womens orgasms comparisons.

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Your relative has never masturbated a man and gotten a play by play description?

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Ann Landers or Dear Abby, I forget which, had a great description: a sneeze. Imagine the pressure building, the violent release, the serene comedown immediately afterwards.

I would add to that, "Now, add to that, the most unimaginable physical pleasure."

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Grab his balls, squeeze hard and say "Like that, but good."

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Ann Landers or Dear Abby, I forget which, had a great description: a sneeze. Imagine the pressure building, the violent release, the serene comedown immediately afterwards.

I would add to that, "Now, add to that, the most unimaginable physical pleasure."

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If I remember right, the book that taught me the birds and bees, "Where do I come from?", described it as "like a sneeze, only much, much better".

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If I remember right, the book that taught me the birds and bees, "Where do I come from?", described it as "like a sneeze, only much, much better".

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hahahahahah i remember this book, it had some graphic illustrations of mom and dad gettin down in the bathtub... good [censored]

NT

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If I remember right, the book that taught me the birds and bees, "Where do I come from?", described it as "like a sneeze, only much, much better".

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hahahahahah i remember this book, it had some graphic illustrations of mom and dad gettin down in the bathtub... good [censored]

NT

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Great book. As a child, my sex ed pretty much consisted entirely of that book (and then about 8 years later, from a stack of porn in my Dad's closet).