Should my man-card be revoked if . . .

[XXXNoahXXX]

[Bostaevski]

What about when your wife sends you on an emergency tampon run

I would revoke it if you only bought tampons but if you bought a half-rack of beer and tampons then only a 30-day suspension

[mbillie1]

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Real men don't even pay for eggs.

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[JasonK]

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What about when your wife sends you on an emergency tampon run

I would revoke it if you only bought tampons but if you bought a half-rack of beer and tampons then only a 30-day suspension

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I don't get what's bad about buying feminine hygiene products. Do people think that you're gonna shove the tampons up your own ass or something?

[Bostaevski]

I think it's because there's an implied backstory

Wife: GET ME TAMPONS NOW
You: WTF? Can't you go get them yourself?
Wife: [whip crack]
You: Just these tampons and a People magazine, please

Now the checker and everyone else in line assumes you tried and failed to stand up to your wife

[hamsamich]

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I think it's because there's an implied backstory

Wife: GET ME TAMPONS NOW
You: WTF? Can't you go get them yourself?
Wife: [whip crack]
You: Just these tampons and a People magazine, please

Now the checker and everyone else in line assumes you tried and failed to stand up to your wife

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[bronx bomber]

If you are truly conflicted about this then i suggest you try the silence of the lambs man tuck before checking- and repeating over and over "it rubs the lootion on its skin".

[punkass]

didn't need to read your OP. I just read title. Your "man-card" should be revoked.

[bisonbison]

Now the checker and everyone else in line assumes you tried and failed to stand up to your wife

No one else cares. The ones that do care have so little going on in their lives that why would it matter and then oh yeah, this is just cause you feel trapped and emasculated by being loved by a woman and having her expect things.

[skunkworks]

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Now the checker and everyone else in line assumes you tried and failed to stand up to your wife

No one else cares. The ones that do care have so little going on in their lives that why would it matter and then oh yeah, this is just cause you feel trapped and emasculated by being loved by a woman and having her expect things.

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QFT, this is how I deal with people who say my relationship is broken because my girlfriend insists that I copulate with a corrugated cardboard box while she sells a live video feed on the internet.