Chances my brother might be gay?!

[Stuey]

I don't know if your bro is gay or not. But your bros friend, the guy that went limp when he got his ass slapped, is gay. My buddies can slap my ass as much as they want and I won't go limp and I'm not gay. Really I'm not.

<font color="white"> omg im gay! </font>

[Sooga]

Old link, but is your brother's name Bruce Heffernan?

[SuperUberBob]

That's actually pretty funny.

He's not gay. Just got a good sense of humor.

[mbillie1]

A little off topic, but the OP reminded me of something a few friends and I did several years ago in college. A kid had drawn on one of my friend's faces while he was passed out drunk. To get our revenge, we waited until he had his girlfriend over and they were getting it on. They we performed "The Torpedo" - all of the dorm doors opened inwards. We got a giant plastic garbage can from the dining hall, filled it with water (almost all the way), leaned it against his door and banged on the door claiming to be the RA, demanding something or other (I think we said that they had heard there was a pet in the room and we just needed to check to make sure there wasn't). The kid opens the door and whoosh, torpedoed! It's one of my fondest memories.

[zPro]

Bad judgement. Slapping a man's ass is not really gay, but going limp mid-sex is gayer.

[GTL]

for real, who goes limp after getting their ass slapped mid [censored].

['Chair]

is your brother younger than you? If yes, what hand does he write with?

[candyman718]

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50% -- he is or he isn't. 33% if you count bi as an option...

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Are you the guy who said his 78 was 50% against my AK?

[Doug Funnie II]

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50% -- he is or he isn't. 33% if you count bi as an option...

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Are you the guy who said his 78 was 50% against my AK?

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NO P*KER ALLOWED

[SoCalQuest]

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is your brother younger than you? If yes, what hand does he write with?

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He is 3 years older than me. Although I am often perceived as the older brother.

He is left handed, d'oh!