Damn girl problems.. what's my play?!

[bmwguy525]

215

[prodonkey]

215 really? I'm trying to find some better pics, I think they are on my laptop though which is out of commission right now due to dog chewing through power cord.

[Lurker.]

the kissy face is to hide the double chin?

[doubLe a tom]

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215

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lololol

[doubLe a tom]

p.s. id prolly rather stroke it then [censored] her

[prodonkey]

lol

[jagoff]

1. throw one in her
2. throw donut in street
3. lock door
4. ????
5. profit

[Slap My Jack]

Grunching...




Mistake #1: Don't be some pussy who bugs out when a chick says she doesn't want to meet. If anything, I'd be annoyed since this is the second time. [censored] her.

Mistake #2: Again, don't be some pussy who acts all neurotic asking OMG LOVEY DO U THINK I'M WEIRD? This screams 'lack of confidence' and probably turns girls off. If anything, she's the weirdo. Asking an awkward direct question will even get them to think you are weird. Do you really expect an honest answer from a girl?

Then I'm reading about that DO I MAKE U HORNY BABY sex crap and ...


"after she puts her daughter to bed" whhhhhaaaaa ??????????????

Alarm bells.

Ex = ex-husband or the father of her child?

Threatening to kill her?

What are you getting involved with?

At 5am I don't pick up the phone for girls who flake out on me. Do you really owe her a shoulder to cry on about some stupid drama bomb?

Holy [censored] these pics. I could have saved myself a lot of reading. This is the classic I'M A PSYCHO INSECURE HORNY INTERNET GIRL AND THIS POSE IS THE ONLY THING I KNOW HOW TO DO BECAUSE I OBVIOUSLY SUCK AT LIFE (AND I MIGHT BE A HOE) pose.


First of all, chubby girls with that face and hair shouldn't make that pose ever.

Cons:
Chubby, emotionally unstable, chubby, failing relationships with even her friends, chubby, hm, what else? Oh, chubby.

List of Redeeming Values:
She's horny when she's on the phone with you. AND MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN'

You seem level-headed and well-spoken enough that you could score someone who isn't psycho, maybe you should get out more, get some confidence.


Summary: Getting involved with such a degen girl means exile to OOT hell of trainwreck relationship threads. Fold dude.

[SNOWBALL]

[NeedATimeMachine]

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1. throw one in her
2. throw donut in street
3. lock door
4. ????
5. profit

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solid gold