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Re: The \"Never Say\" Book
I hate it when people call the dealers crackwhores. Wait no I don't.
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#12
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Re: The \"Never Say\" Book
"can we have a new setup ?"
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#13
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Re: The \"Never Say\" Book
Come on Howard, how about my currently hot catch phrases...
"Flop me quads" (Since Hass pissed his pants after I said this once and played weak tight against me) "Guess they want me to win" (after 4 limpers to my BB or SB) "Guess I'm not wanted" (after 3 bets to my BB or SB) "I hope I win this pot" |
#14
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Re: The \"Never Say\" Book
"nice hand"
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#15
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"I have two pair", for quads. Especially if three are on the board. [/ QUOTE ] This tilts me for some reason, espeially if I dont notice right away and slap my flush or boat down on the table triumphantly. Big blind special or small blind special after calling a pf raise with garbage that wins. |
#16
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Re: The \"Never Say\" Book
Two words: "Raisy daisey."
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#17
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"I have a set" when they show three of a kind, two on the board.
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#18
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Re: The \"Never Say\" Book
"I raise" when first into the pot.
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#19
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Re: The \"Never Say\" Book
any phrase with the word "chark" in it. As in "De chark is hungry" or "De chark is all een"
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#20
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Re: The \"Never Say\" Book
"CHECK?"
Thought of all these threads where someone uses the word "check" as a question and is misunderstood last night when the floor had to come to the table over another of these. Turn is dealt, it's check/check and the first-to-act says "he CHECKED?" just as the river comes out. 2nd player hears "CHECK" and says "check" and just then FTA slams a stack on the table. Four-way argument results (the two players, plus each player picked up a "champion" for his cause). The bickering continued between one player and one champion for 2 minutes after the floor had ruled; the player who thought he was being angled shut up and accepted the ruling that the bet stands after uttering a single "this is BS" comment. |
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