my girlfriend is crying, help bbv

[wtf5]

dumbest poster ever....

[cbh]

that was hilarious

[bosoxfan]

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so I microwaved it for 8 minutes, and then i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter

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This was really funny

[wtf5]

something has going to literally make my [censored] myself for this not to be funniest post of the new year

[HeroInBlack]

How to make a woman stop crying:

1. Tell her to stop crying. If that doesn't work, proceed to step 2.

2. Slap the crap out of her.

3. Yell, "STOP CRYING, BITCH!!" If that doesn't work, repeat steps 2 and 3.

If you had known this like 5 years ago you probably wouldn't be a virgin anymore.

[Vigorish]

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dumbest poster ever....

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Leveled? I doubt it, just hoping.

Vig

[Chump Change]

I think the old wives' remedy is to actually put butter on burns, but considering you already poured molten butter on her chocha there is a very good chance you've given her a butter complex, so, I don't know.

B+, btw, very good.

[is0pr0]

Too damn funny to comment

[Fiksdal]

I wonder if she will have permanent injuries. How hot was the butter?

[otnemem]

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btw, she doesn't really sound like 'your girlfriend'

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Wow, this is actually a serious reply.