Funny names for menial jobs

[timotheeeee]

I was the Office Services Technician for a company. I put paper in printers and filled the snack trays.

[Vehn]

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my dad works with retards all day too, they call him a 'teacher'. LOL!

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I work with addicted gamblers

[Losing all]

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"Mobile Lead Generation Specialist"

Hanging flyers door-to-door.

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Please tell me you just made this up..? so silly

[captZEEbo]

I specialize in short term investments = internet poker

[whale_hunter]

I saw an ad in the paper for " Furniture Delivery" about ten years ago.
It paid pretty good so I went and checked it out.

It was actually Casket Delivery... ended up working there for three years. Easily my favorite job.

[sonneti]

My mates girlfriend works at a sweet stall. They sell hot fudge, making her a fudge packer [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[otnemem]

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1. Whole Foods - Replenishment Buyer Assistant (aka shelve stocker)

2. Restaurant - Kitchen Technician (aka dishwasher)

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Did you even read the descriptions of these job positions? Neither one is what you claim here. The "shelve stocker" pays $17-$22 an hour and has to maintain databases, communicate with vendors, process data and about a million other responsibilities. The "dishwasher" is "responsible for maintaining and repairing kitchen, restaurant and bar equipment."

Why would you bother making this post when neither of the two hilarious job titles actually do what you claim?

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"mod"

[mason55]

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My dad takes care of retarded people in a group home and he is a "behavioral therapist"

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that's because most group homes use some form of behavioral therapy with the eventual goal of reintegrating people into the community (or at least raising their level of functioning).

NT! works with retards all day too, they call him a 'moderator'. LOL!

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[GTL]

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1. Whole Foods - Replenishment Buyer Assistant (aka shelve stocker)

2. Restaurant - Kitchen Technician (aka dishwasher)

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Did you even read the descriptions of these job positions? Neither one is what you claim here. The "shelve stocker" pays $17-$22 an hour and has to maintain databases, communicate with vendors, process data and about a million other responsibilities. The "dishwasher" is "responsible for maintaining and repairing kitchen, restaurant and bar equipment."

Why would you bother making this post when neither of the two hilarious job titles actually do what you claim?

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the first thing i thought, is that a replenishment buyer assistant isn't a shelf stocker. i was too lazy to do any research. it sounded like an assisant to the person who orders food for wholefoods.