Best scene/exchange in "Arrested Development"

[colson10]

"Her? What, is she funny or something?"

[samjjones]

"Its not my trick." "Next time on Arrested Development..." "Its my ILLUSION!"

[rwanger]

"That's not a vol-vo" ~Michael

"...in case I need to go into a controlled slide on my hog." ~George Michael

[TomCollins]

George Michael: Was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant?

GOB: Oh yeah, dozens of times.

[ncray]

Gob's chicken impression.

[toss]

Michael: From now on I won't just hear what I want to hear. Tell me anything.

George Michael: (Pauses for 5-6 seconds) I love my cousin Maeb-

Michael: -I love you too (Quickly walks away)

[Khaos4k]

Tobias: He may be afraid of sex, but we're not gonna win without it.

George Michael: No I'm not afraid of sex.

Tobais: Oh, good. Have sex with this girl right now. Do it, go. Get in there, have some sex with her, right now. I didn't think so.

[CallMeIshmael]

"thats why you dont teach lessons"

or Gob's thing with the bees in the season 1 finale (including the "big bear... he liked the honey")


Also, man was that a great show [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[JPinAZ]

Michael: . Get rid of the Seaward.
Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.

[d10]

Tobias: I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so I'm afraid I have somewhat of a mess on my hands.
Michael: There's just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence...

[2 mins later]

Tobias: Michael, you really are quite the cupid, aren't you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time.
Michael: OK, you know what you do? You buy yourself a tape recorder; you just record yourself for a whole day, I think you're gonna be surprised at some of your phrasing.
Tobias: Butterscotch! Wanna lick?

[much later]

Tobias: Well you certainly didn't help with my reputation as a ladies man with Jeff, but we'll clear all that up at the spa when I get my facial.
Michael: Did you ever get that tape recorder?

[On the next Arrested Development... Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own words to see what Michael was referring to]

Recorded Tobias: ...even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.
Tobias: Nothing wrong with that.
Recorded Tobias: Oh I've been in the film business for a while but I just can't seem to get one in the can.
Tobias: That's out of context.
Recorded Tobias: I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks, so to speak.