Worst Week in American Sports?

[prohornblower]

The show would actually improve if it were called Who's Trowel?, in which a series of concrete subcontractors came in and tried to prove that the trowel Stu Scott is holding behind his back is theirs.

Stu: "You know anyone could bounce up in here and declare they lost a trowel. What color is your trowel?"

Paco: "Silver."
Steve: "Black."
Tyrone: "White."
Chung: "Silver, also."

Keyshawn Johnson: "Paco, Tyrone, Chung...please step forward."

Jessica Biel: "Steve...I'm sorry but you have to leave. No more staring at my ass, for you. I'm sorry."

[BigSoonerFan]

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Yeah all that happened, AND David Beckham arrived.

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FYP. I thought this was going to be one of the reasons that it has been such a bad week.

(1) NBA "fix"
(2) Vick
(3) Beckham
(4) Barroids

[moayer]

(5) Gary Player says he knows of 1 steroid user
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/wire?...amp;id=2940829

[Oski]

I really had high hopes for July once Joey "Jaws" Chestnut ate 66 hot dogs to bring the title back where it belongs. If I'm Joey's manager, we'd be moving to Japan, pronto. Instant rock star status. Japan loves the foreign conqueror (and washed up 80's hair bands).

[reo]

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Yeah all that happened, but David Beckham arrived.

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LoL . . .

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I actually just went a solid month w/out watching any espn until a couple hrs ago. Wow, I see why that's funny now.

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Relax . . .

The reason why it's funny is because it's out of the blue. I'm excited that Beckham is here but it's not going to eclipse everything that has occurred this past week.

Do you really believe he's the savior of the week? Come on . . .

He's just a one plus to numerous minuses (referring to the week) . . .