What's My Play? - Page 2

bwana devil · #11 10-30-2006, 08:56 PM

call the cops at 10pm and say theyre selling drugs at your house. assuming you dont have any, laugh yourself to sleep.

BadBoyBenny · #12 10-30-2006, 08:58 PM

Can you call off sick tomorrow and enjoy the party?

IggyWH · #13 10-30-2006, 09:02 PM

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Can you call off sick tomorrow and enjoy the party?

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There's no enjoying this party. Last year was so lame that not a single one of my friends, who my roomie invited on his own without me knowing, wanted any part of this party.

It's also no possible for me to call off tomorrow. I'm the only one who can do what is needed at this site tomorrow.

Klompy · #14 10-30-2006, 09:06 PM

Go to the store and buy earplugs, and a sleep aid.

Anzat · #15 10-30-2006, 09:16 PM

Your roomie sounds like an ass.

I would not say anything about the party, but later steal one of his kidneys and sell it. Never tell him you did it, but drop subtle 'kidney jokes' from time to time.

Suigin406 · #16 10-30-2006, 09:30 PM

break up the party with one of these...

this should do the trick...

bwana devil · #17 10-31-2006, 12:23 AM

iggy,

so what was your play?

bwana

Cry Me A River · #18 10-31-2006, 03:00 AM

Payback seems pretty obvious to me.

Wake him up before you go to work every morning for a week.

baumer · #19 10-31-2006, 03:15 AM

Not just any wake up. Give him the rock n' roll wake up.

(Either really loud music, or even better, a giant guitar amp cranked right beside his head.)

And if you have other roommates, just label them as complicit in your deception.

neuroman · #20 10-31-2006, 03:31 AM

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break up the party with one of these...

this should do the trick...

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I don't think anyone's going to be intimidated by a poorly drawn computer graphic of an assault rifle.