Goofyballer's unballer day (new ---$$$ record!)

[CaptainBusto]

i like your wacky shenanigans. you should embarass yourself more often, for my amusement.

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thats why it sucks to do [censored] like this on a "first date" or whatever. There wont be enough prompts while watching a movie that lead to you touching her, unlike if you are out and about doing [censored].

anyways enough oot talk

corrupt this innocents soul, show her the pleasure of bodily sin, Mr. Jesus is no match for her wanton desire to have her snatch filled and stretched.

p.s. dont wear a rubber and dont pull out.

p.p.s. when she reverts back to her old ways and lets Mr. Jesus persuade her to not abort, you must deny deny deny. Otherwise shes got you for 18 years, 18 years
She got one of yo kids got you for 18 years
I know somebody payin child support for one of his kids
His baby momma car, crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV Any Given Sunday
Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was spose to buy ya shorty tyco with ya money
She went to the doctor got lipo with ya money
She walkin around lookin like Michael with ya money

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wtf kind of post is this?

[Gildwulf]

Goofy,

you are teh frend4life

[goofyballer]

nation: FTP's deep-stacked games (200bb max buyin) are in between their regular levels, so they have .4/.8, .75/1.5, 1.5/3, 2.5/5, 4/8, etc

snake: ty, and perhaps I'm being results oriented but I think I should have simply avoided ever going for a religious chick preflop (LOL BAD POKER ANALOGY AMENTS)

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i like your wacky shenanigans. you should embarass yourself more often, for my amusement.

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DONT TEST ME ILL [censored] DO IT

[Jiggymike]

Great post goofy. Sounds like she was waving you in for a landing but then decided to make you circle around for a little while...chicks are interesting like that. Ye have little faith if you give up already.

[PokerBob]

try sucking less?

[goofyballer]

obv that's a subject you know a lot about bob

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obv that's a subject you know a lot about bob

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DUDE HE KNOWS SCHNEIDS....IRL!

DO YOU KNOW SCHNEIDS? I DONT THINK SO!

[PokerBob]

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obv that's a subject you know a lot about bob

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sucking less? yes, i do.

[goofyballer]

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obv that's a subject you know a lot about bob

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sucking less? yes, i do.

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HEY POKERBOB ONE TIME I TALKED TO SCHNEIDS AND HE SAID MY SISTER WAS HOT DOES THIS MAKE ME COOL