Joke Contest

[keikiwai]

There's an american in ireland. He gets piss drunk in a pub, and starts challenging the locals to drinking contests.

"Look here all y'all yokals. I've-a heard youse can drinks a lots, but I don'ts believes it. I'll pay anyone $500 dollars, right here, right now, if they can chug a pitcher in under a minute."

There's complete silence in the bar. Suddenly someone in the back runs out the door. More silence.

"Ha. I knew it. All y'all's is pussies. Everyone talks big about irish drinkers, but it's a hoax!"

Suddenly the guy who ran out of the bar sprints back in.

"Hold on! Is the wager still on?" he asks.

"Sure." The american says and orders the irishman a pitcher.

The irishman grabs the pitcher and chugs it with little effort in 42 seconds.

The american is impressed and pays him on the spot.

"Wow, that's amazing...." the american comments, "I just have one question for you. Right after I made the bet, I saw you run out the back door. What was that for?"

The irishman pockets the money, wipes his lips, and says, "Oh, I just ran over to the pub across the street to make sure I could do it."

[valenzuela]

A 15 yo girl: " mommy, mommy there was this gentleman that said that if I gave him a BJ he would give me THIS watch"

[keikiwai]

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A 15 yo girl: " mommy, mommy there was this gentleman that said that if I gave him a BJ he would give me THIS watch"
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Mom to 15 yo girl: "wtf, that watch is so much nicer than THIS watch he gave me"

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[keikiwai]

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A 15 yo girl: " mommy, mommy there was this gentleman that said that if I gave him a BJ he would give me THIS watch"
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Mom to 15 yo girl: "wtf, that watch is so much nicer than THIS watch he gave me"
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Dad walks into room with the nicest watch of all... brand new.

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