Choose Amp's adventure

[Madtown]

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go right LDO

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someone tell me what this ldo thing is i am out of the loops

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like duh, obviously

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yes amp I realize i'm out of the loop you don't have to be mean about it [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Cueballmania]

Amp backtracks and talks to the prostitute. "Hi honey," she said to him in a sweet and burly voice. Amp immediately figured out it was a man since Amp was born at night, just not last night. He quickly punches the prostitute in the face since he was angry with himself for approaching a man for sex. He quickly ran away when...

[DustinG]

Amp realizes that he lost control by punching the prostitute, and takes a taxi to a Buddhist retreat near Sahara & Eastern, seeking enlightenment. But in route....

[Cueballmania]

He finds out that his taxi is actually the CASH CAB! ZOMG!!! Amp could win more money. The first question was...

[DustinG]

name the most common element. Amp says water and will be laughed at by millions of people in 4 months.

[bravos1]

3 cop cars pull up behind quickly with sirens and lights a-blarring

The male prostitute that amp punched was a police sting gone bad...

Amp tells the cabbie to :

[Cueballmania]

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name the most common element

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Forgetting what he learns from sheep, he thought of ice, but that wasn't it... He just had to expend more energy to get the answer he gave... Water.

Strike one.

[soah]

I once ate at a Cinnabon in an airport. I received a counterfeit quarter in change. No joke. It was made of plastic and was Heads on both sides.

[bravos1]

Amp's second question is :

A sphere 5.5 metres in diameter is filled with 1m diameter hemi-spheres.

a1) What is the theoretical maximum amount of hemi-spheres that can be crammed into the big sphere given that the following condition is met:
Each hemi-sphere's flat side (which I'll now refer to as its 'disc') has a central point (indicated by the white point shown in the hemisphere diagram to the right). The point must not 'see' another hemisphere's disc. By definition, when I say 'see', the simplest thing to imagine is a straight ultra-thin 'laser light' coming from the disc. This 'light' must not reach another disc. However, if there's another hemi-sphere that's 'blocking' the 'line of sight', then this is accepted.

(2) By cramming them as efficiently as possible, a relatively small volume will be left. How large is this volume?

Amp goes nuts and punches the cabbie game-show host screaming "Why can't I get 'Who was the 16th president?' type questions like those morans on TV"!

The cabbie loses control smashing into a fire hydrant. Water shoots up into the air and Amp notices that the Bellagio fountains begin to lose water at the same time.

Weary and a bit confused, Amp runs towards the entrance of Bellagio only to :

[Cueballmania]

Push on a pull door. After a helpful senior helps him get into the Bellagio, he heads to the restroom to freshen up...