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Wife just sent me flowers at work.
Brag: Beer Flower Arrangement.
Beat: Strange, fat delivery man. Variance: IGOS? Ray |
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Re: Wife just sent me flowers at work.
Beat: Your wife wasted $29.99+tax+S&H on something that looks like iced tea with lots of ice cubes topped off with whipped cream. That's supposed to be beer?
Beat: YG in the eyes of all your coworkers. |
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Re: Wife just sent me flowers at work.
Variance: She now expects you to put out tonight.
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Re: Wife just sent me flowers at work.
Wife sent it because she knows I am feeling crappy today. She also is on her way to a root canal tonight. If anything, she wants to lay in bed complaining about the root canal while I take care of the kids.
Ray |
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Re: Wife just sent me flowers at work.
Phew! Thought for a minute your wife was a nympho. Nice to see you are in the same boat as the rest of us married guys [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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Re: Wife just sent me flowers at work.
Off topic question.
If u dont have or plan on having kids is marriage worthwhile? |
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Re: Wife just sent me flowers at work.
[ QUOTE ]
Wife sent it because she knows I am feeling crappy today. She also is on her way to a root canal tonight. If anything, she wants to lay in bed complaining about the root canal while I take care of the kids. Ray [/ QUOTE ] wow, your wife is getting a root canal and you got flowers buy her some aroma therapy candles, one of those masks you warm up and put on your face to relax, one of those bean bag thingies you throw in the microwave to put around your neck that smell good too, etc. for when she gets back from the root canal and lock the kids in the basement |
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Re: Wife just sent me flowers at work.
Wife clearly wants oral sexy time when you get home, be ready to get on your knees and stay there for a while.
[x] worthless without pics of wife |
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