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BTW that picture is LOL
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[ QUOTE ] wtf you don't poop at work? pooping at work means you're getting paid to poop, which means you win at life. go poop at work. [/ QUOTE ] This is correct. 15 min per day X ~200 work days per year = 3000 min. per year = 50 hours = 1.25 work weeks spent pooping. This also might be why I smoke cigarettes justifying that I get paid to smoke too. [/ QUOTE ] qfmft. between cigarette breaks and poop time (and the other 7.5hrs a day I spend reading books / on 2p2, like right now) I'd say the amount of work I do asymtopally (asymptotally? asymptotically?) approaches zero. |
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Hell I think I'm gonna go poop right now. If it feels remotely like diarrhea I am putting in a request to go home for the day.
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Hell I think I'm gonna go poop right now. If it feels remotely like diarrhea I am putting in a request to go home for the day. [/ QUOTE ] may the squirts be with you |
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Hell I think I'm gonna go poop right now. If it feels remotely like diarrhea I am putting in a request to go home for the day. [/ QUOTE ] I LOLed at this |
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[ QUOTE ] Solution: bring an empty 2 liter coke bottle to work, urinate in it throughout the day [/ QUOTE ] Then use for JENKEM? [/ QUOTE ] A+ |
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[ QUOTE ] wtf you don't poop at work? pooping at work means you're getting paid to poop, which means you win at life. go poop at work. [/ QUOTE ] Pooping at work is the hidden break. I can easily make it last 15 minutes, and if I am tired I just put my head in my hands and take a quick nap right there on the toilet. Instead of 2 fifteen minute breaks I get three sometimes four a day! There is nothing better than getting paid to poop imo. [/ QUOTE ] beat : Having a job w/ dedicated breaks |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] wtf you don't poop at work? pooping at work means you're getting paid to poop, which means you win at life. go poop at work. [/ QUOTE ] Pooping at work is the hidden break. I can easily make it last 15 minutes, and if I am tired I just put my head in my hands and take a quick nap right there on the toilet. Instead of 2 fifteen minute breaks I get three sometimes four a day! There is nothing better than getting paid to poop imo. [/ QUOTE ] beat : Having a job w/ dedicated breaks [/ QUOTE ] QFT imo |
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beat : Having a job [/ QUOTE ] FYP |
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[ QUOTE ] beat : Having a job [/ QUOTE ] FYP [/ QUOTE ] I dunno, I'm pretty glad that I'm gainfully employed because I [censored] suck at poker. |
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