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Re: Potentially Crazy Cabbie
When you are white cab drivers ask you this all the time.
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Daver,
This seems like perfectly standard cabbie conversation to me. For this to seem strange to you means that cabbies generally think you are uptight or stuck up. |
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Daver,
BTW, the correct response to this cabbie is, "WTF, of course not!" |
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Correct response: "Sure why not, it'd beat the pedophiles they're currently using."
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Just respond, "It doesn't matter what I think, what matters is what YOU think"
Repeat that after every question he asks until he thinks you are crazy and eventually comps you the ride |
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Dave,
At this point, I pull out my wallet and start chewing on it. That'll show him who's gay. |
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Cabbie: "So, do you think that gays should be elected as the heads of a church?"
You: "Well, yeah, I don't see why not." Cabbie: "That's what I'm thinking too! What do you think about gay people in the army then?" You: "Uh, sure." Cabbie: "I'm feeling we're seeing eye to eye on things! So... How about gay taxi drivers then?" You: "..." Cabbie: "I think we'll just have a little stop over at this alley here." The correct answer is obviously not to answer at all. |
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