ARE THE MODERATORS HERE MORONS???

[IronFly]

AND HES BACK!

[Dudd]

Also, no, they are very much not here.

Link (very NSFW)

[grando]

YESSSSS

[Archon_Wing]

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POKERSTARS GAME #7469740355: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/16 - 15:19:51 (ET)
Table 'Peneleos' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 4: Dalmations ($597 in chips)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($4614 in chips)
Seat 6: gambler2k4 ($995 in chips)
Lukieplaya: posts small blind $5
gambler2k4: posts big blind $10
__2cb__: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [4d As]
Dalmations: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $30 to $40
gambler2k4: raises $100 to $140
Longhorne joins the table at seat #2
Lukieplaya: raises $4474 to $4614 and is all-in
gambler2k4: calls $855 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [8h 2d 3h]
*** TURN *** [8h 2d 3h] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [8h 2d 3h 6d] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [4d As] (a pair of Deuces)
gambler2k4: mucks hand
Lukieplaya collected $1989 from pot

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I don't know if you could fit all that on his tombstone.

[Kermit]

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OK I'M DONE POSTING NO MATTER WHAT. FOREVER.

I ALSO DECIDED TO QUIT POKER FOREVER, TOO. NICE KNOWING YOU ALL!

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winners win, losers lose

simple as that donkey

[adanthar]

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I ALSO DECIDED TO QUIT POKER FOREVER, TOO. NICE KNOWING YOU ALL!

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given that you said you couldn't hold down a regular job anymore I foresee an interesting future for you, young Skywalker (I mean that in the "FTP massive loser" sense, BTW)

[Heavens_Myst]

OK I'M DONE POSTING NO MATTER WHAT. FOREVER.

I ALSO DECIDED TO QUIT POKER FOREVER, TOO. NICE KNOWING YOU ALL!

[0evg0]

I just looked up all my lifetime PT hands on Senor 2k4 after Grey's reply.

Somehow, I only have 355 hands lifetime, even though we've played the same limits during the same times the last 2 months.

This is the biggest hand of the 355 he won:

POKERSTARS GAME #10096271826: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2007/05/25 - 09:21:35 (ET)
Table 'Cloanthus' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: gambler2k4 ($428.10 in chips)
Seat 2: Bryant_323 ($528.25 in chips)
Seat 3: SvZff ($453 in chips)
Seat 4: Sleepy80 ($374 in chips)
Seat 5: puttska ($177 in chips)
Seat 6: 0evg0 ($400 in chips)
gambler2k4: posts small blind $2
Bryant_323: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to 0evg0 [Qd Ks]
SvZff: folds
Sleepy80: folds
puttska: folds
0evg0: raises $12 to $16
gambler2k4: calls $14
Bryant_323: folds
*** FLOP *** [Th Jd 5h]
gambler2k4: bets $20
0evg0: calls $20
*** TURN *** [Th Jd 5h] [Jh]
gambler2k4: checks
0evg0: checks
*** RIVER *** [Th Jd 5h Jh] [Js]
gambler2k4: checks
0evg0: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gambler2k4: shows [Td Ah] (a full house, Jacks full of Tens)
0evg0: shows [Qd Ks] (three of a kind, Jacks)
gambler2k4 collected $73 from pot
0evg0 said, "IT NEVER WINS"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $76 | Rake $3
Board [Th Jd 5h Jh Js]
Seat 1: gambler2k4 (small blind) showed [Td Ah] and won ($73) with a full house, Jacks full of Tens
Seat 2: Bryant_323 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: SvZff folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Sleepy80 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: puttska folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: 0evg0 (button) showed [Qd Ks] and lost with three of a kind, Jacks


Irony is funny, yet cruel.

[Chump Change]

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I ALSO DECIDED TO QUIT POKER FOREVER, TOO. NICE KNOWING YOU ALL!

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given that you said you couldn't hold down a regular job anymore I foresee an interesting future for you, young Skywalker (I mean that in the "FTP massive loser" sense, BTW)

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OH NOT IN THE ALL STAR NBA POINT GUARD SENSE, OK THAT MAKES SENSE.

[ImsaKidd]

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OK I'M DONE POSTING NO MATTER WHAT. FOREVER.

I ALSO DECIDED TO QUIT POKER FOREVER, TOO. NICE KNOWING YOU ALL!

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Can I have your stuff?