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[KitCloudkicker]

LOL@this thread

[jkamowitz]

For the most part when I take a beat I rarely throw cards.

Instead, I sit there and wait. I stare at him while he scoops my chips. When the dealer starts asking for my cards I ignore him or her and continue to stare. Eventually it'll make your bad beater uncomfortable. So uncomfortable that he'll rack up and leave. One time he didn't leave but the rest of the table got fed up waiting 20 minutes from me to toss in my cards that they left. So I got to play him headsup.

Two hours and three hands later, he had all the money.

[Chris Daddy Cool]

i never blame the other players. its those goddamn [censored] dealers' faults. so i will usually crumple up my cards throw them at the dealer's face and yell out "every single time you [censored] me! when is your shift over?"

[Chris Daddy Cool]

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The worst part is that this barely makes the top 10 for most moronic threads I've seen in Medium Steaks limit the past few days.

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i dunno man... this one is pretty good. has lots of potential.

[johnnylovescandy]

flash if he's asian, muck if he's armenian. if you can't tell which, only flash one card...

[Bicycles_Biatch]

I like to throw a chip at his face and ask if he's f+++ing stupid

[Captain R]

Tell him --

"You dumb fack! I raised under the gun. Didn't you read Hold 'em For Advanced Players? You need a Group 2 hand to call there, that's a Group 18 hand!"

Then when he starts laughing at you, tell him "Fack you, I'm going to go play no-limit. Then you donkeys can't outdraw me when I raise 10x the pot."

[sharpie]

Pure gold.

[Chris Daddy Cool]

come on guys! don't let this thread die!

[johnnylovescandy]

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come on guys! don't let this thread die!

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“A gay card player walks into a butcher store and asks for pepperoni. When the butcher asks if he wants it sliced, the card player responds, ‘What does my ass look like, a piggy bank?’”