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meh [/ QUOTE ] Sorry, it was a story I felt like relating on Rosh Hashanna... |
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My Rabbi got caught in his car with a brick of pot, the world evens it out, huh?
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happy new year...la chaim'
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My Rabbi got caught in his car with a brick of pot, the world evens it out, huh? [/ QUOTE ] How much did it weigh? Was it good stuff? How much time did he serve? |
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OP ur weird for smoking this
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This is a true story that happened to me one summer. I was drving in my car in my neighborhood (Canarsie, Brooklyn, New York) about thirty years ago. The rabbi rolled up along side of me while I was taking a deep hit digging on The Who. He looked, saw it was me and then lifted his hands up and rubbed one of his index fingers along his other index finger as if to say shame, shame, shame. A week later, I was at the Chinese restaurant in Monticello, New York, enjoying my shrimp with lobster sauce and pork fried rice after a good jay and a hard weed munch. Who walks in? My rabbi without his yarmulke thinking he was incognito. I gave him the shame, shame, shame sign. [/ QUOTE ] Variance: The only jew with 9 inches is Ron Jeremy |
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[ QUOTE ] This is a true story that happened to me one summer. I was drving in my car in my neighborhood (Canarsie, Brooklyn, New York) about thirty years ago. The rabbi rolled up along side of me while I was taking a deep hit digging on The Who. He looked, saw it was me and then lifted his hands up and rubbed one of his index fingers along his other index finger as if to say shame, shame, shame. A week later, I was at the Chinese restaurant in Monticello, New York, enjoying my shrimp with lobster sauce and pork fried rice after a good jay and a hard weed munch. Who walks in? My rabbi without his yarmulke thinking he was incognito. I gave him the shame, shame, shame sign. [/ QUOTE ] Variance: The only jew with 9 inches is Ron Jeremy [/ QUOTE ] True, but how do you think I got so good in bluffing poker hands? |
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I wonder what Amy Winehouse's rabbi has caught her doing.
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silly rabbi, spliffs are for kids
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