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Old 07-24-2007, 02:06 AM
mbillie1 mbillie1 is offline
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Default Re: beat: cavemen are smarter than me

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Where the [censored] do you live that 7/11 isnt open?

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binghamton. nearest 24/7 gas station is like 15 mins away from where i happen to be at the moment. hudge beat.

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or why not just use the cigarette lighter that presumably came with your car?

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negative, apparently stupid sucky hippies made my car, it has a spot where a cigarette lighter should go, but there's just a plastic flap covering it, no actual lighter
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Old 07-24-2007, 02:06 AM
mbillie1 mbillie1 is offline
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Default Re: beat: cavemen are smarter than me

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1. Call police complaining about upstairs neighbors playing music too loud.
2. Police show up and are like "wtf, there's no music"
3. Ask cop for a light.

Your tax dollars at work

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now we're talking
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Old 07-24-2007, 02:07 AM
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Default Re: beat: cavemen are smarter than me

knock on every door and ask for a lighter.
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Old 07-24-2007, 02:08 AM
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Default Re: beat: cavemen are smarter than me

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Where the [censored] do you live that 7/11 isnt open?

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binghamton. nearest 24/7 gas station is like 15 mins away from where i happen to be at the moment. hudge beat.

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or why not just use the cigarette lighter that presumably came with your car?

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negative, apparently stupid sucky hippies made my car, it has a spot where a cigarette lighter should go, but there's just a plastic flap covering it, no actual lighter

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are you sure? i mean binghamton's like eight hours each way
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Old 07-24-2007, 02:08 AM
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Default Re: beat: cavemen are smarter than me

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1. Call police complaining about upstairs neighbors playing music too loud.
2. Police show up and are like "wtf, there's no music"
3. Ask cop for a light.
4. ?????
5. Profit
6. ?????
7. Lung Cancer

Your tax dollars at twerk

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also, pretty sure the car/exhaust thing is how your ancestors did it. well channeled.
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Old 07-24-2007, 02:09 AM
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Default Re: beat: cavemen are smarter than me

rub your hands together really really fast, that's how cavemen did it

or just make pot brownies instead of smoking

or if you were gonna smoke tobacco drink some whisky or something
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Old 07-24-2007, 02:09 AM
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Default Re: beat: cavemen are smarter than me

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Where the [censored] do you live that 7/11 isnt open?

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binghamton. nearest 24/7 gas station is like 15 mins away from where i happen to be at the moment. hudge beat.

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or why not just use the cigarette lighter that presumably came with your car?

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negative, apparently stupid sucky hippies made my car, it has a spot where a cigarette lighter should go, but there's just a plastic flap covering it, no actual lighter

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are you sure? i mean binghamton's like eight hours each way

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nh sir
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Old 07-24-2007, 02:11 AM
mbillie1 mbillie1 is offline
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Default Re: beat: cavemen are smarter than me

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are you sure? i mean binghamton's like eight hours each way

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[img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] i'm dumb plz to be explaining
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Old 07-24-2007, 02:17 AM
gam(m/b)ler gam(m/b)ler is offline
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Default Re: beat: cavemen are smarter than me

Thats a huge beat!!!
just light it using the stovetop/hot plate (???...just looked those words up) and throw it out of the window....go down...pick up...smoke...light next cigarette with rest of last cigarette so the time period increases until you have to do it again...
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Old 07-24-2007, 02:19 AM
mbillie1 mbillie1 is offline
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Default Re: beat: cavemen are smarter than me

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Thats a huge beat!!!
just light it using the stovetop/hot plate (???...just looked those words up) and throw it out of the window....go down...pick up...smoke...light next cigarette with rest of last cigarette so the time period increases until you have to do it again...

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holy [censored] this is actually a really good idea
the ground is kind of wet though
still i might try this

embarking on napkin/window quests now
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