Best scene/exchange in "Arrested Development"

[Badger]

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"Its not my trick." "Next time on Arrested Development..." "Its my ILLUSION!"

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The whole room was rolling on the floor laughing at this one.

[curtis012]

anything with Gob's puppet

[TomCollins]

George Michael: Was Aunt Lindsay ever pregnant?

GOB: Oh yeah, dozens of times.

[ncray]

Gob's chicken impression.

[toss]

Michael: From now on I won't just hear what I want to hear. Tell me anything.

George Michael: (Pauses for 5-6 seconds) I love my cousin Maeb-

Michael: -I love you too (Quickly walks away)

[Khaos4k]

Tobias: He may be afraid of sex, but we're not gonna win without it.

George Michael: No I'm not afraid of sex.

Tobais: Oh, good. Have sex with this girl right now. Do it, go. Get in there, have some sex with her, right now. I didn't think so.

[CallMeIshmael]

"thats why you dont teach lessons"

or Gob's thing with the bees in the season 1 finale (including the "big bear... he liked the honey")


Also, man was that a great show [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[JPinAZ]

Michael: . Get rid of the Seaward.
Lucille: I'll leave when I'm good and ready.

[jeffraider]

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"Its not my trick." "Next time on Arrested Development..." "Its my ILLUSION!"

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Oh man the best part is Tobias screaming after that. "Why am I not going underwater?!?! DEAR GOD WHY AM I NOT GOING UNDERWATER?!@?!"


This is probably my favourite show, here are a few of my favourite scenes:

1) Tobias congratulating George Michael after he wins in Monopoly in the first episode. "HOW ARE YOU!" Awkward hand grab ensues.

2) GOB getting introduced to the captain in the first episode. Captain: "How are you?" GOB: "Incredible. I'm having an incredible year!" He holds his hand up awkwardly until the captain high fives him "Right up top!"

3) Tony Wonder kissing this busty chick's boobs and then slapped her ass. "My brother's widow. It's BEEPed up."

4) My favourite episode, "Afternoon Delight" has about fifteen different awesome parts:


GOB: "Yeah, like the guy in the three-thousand dollar suit is going to hold the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON!"

GOB: "Okay okay so should-sh-sh-sh-sh-SH-SH-SH-SH-sh-sh. . . "

GOB: "Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any interoffice BEEPing or BEEPing or fingerBEEPing or fuBEEPing or BEEPeing or BEEP. Even though so many people in this office ARE BEGGING FOR IT. Oh and if anyone does anything with my sister Lindsay, I'll take off my pants, I'll shave my BEEP and I'll personally BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP."

Tobias: "Hey! It's Tobias! Who wants to take me to the hospital?"

I can't remember which ep this was from but it was awesome

Tobias: "I'm attracted to someone, who's not my wife."
Michael: "What's her name?"
Tobias: "Michael. Can you believe it?"
Michael: ". . . You're married to my sister."
Tobias: "DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT!"
Michael: "I'm not interested in you that way."
Tobias: "What way?"
Michael: "Pick one."
Tobias: "No, did you think you were the Michael I was talking about?! Interesting that your mind went there, though! Okay, uh no. The Michael I'm talking about is all lady. She's a trainer at my gym."
Michael: "The trainer you started with today?"
Tobias: "Indeed. Can you believe she's a body builder?"
Michael: "Indeed."

[mrcoughman]

GOB: "It's like a race against myself. BUT if anyone can beat me I can.....If only I were 7 years younger."

or

Micheal: "I'm sorry GOB"
GOB: "You'll be sorry Micheal. OH wait..that doesn't quite work"