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"Mom, I'm sorry, but I'm moving out. I'm thirty five and its just time."
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"I F***ed your mom"
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Im a bit worried that Im about to run into this problem. [censored] up thing is I think shes cool and all, but Im just not trying to be in a relationship. I think Ive got the skills to keep it as it is though, I think..
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ask her what her dad is doing later tonight.
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Pee on her when she's sleeping. Then apologize and say you were sleepwalking
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omg people this isn't the oprah book club
[censored] grow some balls to break up with or some balls to ball her with and post a robusto or busto thread y'all bbv is not [censored] oot we don't need to spoon feed relationship advice to wannabe ballas with popped collars and aviator sunglasses |
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itt youre in an off again on again relationship
today youre on again *points to dilznick* |
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I think its a suggestion to become an actor, everyone knows actors are gay.
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