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Old 10-07-2006, 02:03 PM
GeniusToad GeniusToad is offline
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0% chance of hookerments

not really that hot

VERY shy

i mean extremely

no hookerments

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yeah because we all know how smokin' your average hooker is. most of them could be super models but they choose a life of doing disgusting pathetic bastards for money because they truly believe in their work.
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Old 10-16-2006, 09:25 PM
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0% chance of hookerments

not really that hot

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"Not really that hot" actually INCREASES the odds she is hookerments.

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VERY shy
i mean extremely
no hookerments

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She talked to you, a strange guy in a strip club. That is not equal to "shy". Though that may *reduce* the hookerments, ever hear of playing a strong hand weakly?


I remember when I was naive and the world seemed mysterious and wondrous. Try and hold on to that.


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Old 10-16-2006, 09:42 PM
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I remember when I was naive and the world seemed mysterious and wondrous. Try and hold on to that.


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you are dumb.
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Old 10-16-2006, 10:19 PM
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I remember when I was naive and the world seemed mysterious and wondrous. Try and hold on to that.


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you are dumb.

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You have no sense of humor.


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Old 10-07-2006, 07:07 AM
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Pretty sure she is a con artist.

-Mike
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Old 10-07-2006, 07:31 AM
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You should be happy she didn't kiss you on the lips.
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Old 10-07-2006, 01:44 PM
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I bet she's a prospective stripper scoping the place out. Which of course would answer many of the unknowns, in addition to what she was doing there alone at 3am: Job? Unemployed. Quiet and shy? No self-esteem. Secretive? She's a prospective stripper. Hell maybe a current stripper thinking of jumping ship to a better club.

Edit: gah, forgot she was only in town till thursday. Maybe she's scoping out the club to maybe move there? Now I'm really stretching...
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Old 10-07-2006, 01:47 PM
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I bet she's a prospective stripper scoping the place out. Which of course would answer many of the unknowns, in addition to what she was doing there alone at 3am: Job? Unemployed. Quiet and shy? No self-esteem. Secretive? She's a prospective stripper. Hell maybe a current stripper thinking of jumping ship to a better club...

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you obv. haven't talked to many strippers.
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Old 10-07-2006, 01:49 PM
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you obv. haven't talked to many strippers.

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That's very untrue.
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Old 10-07-2006, 01:55 PM
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vehn,

sounds like you met pokerbob's weekend hobby.
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